BEST WAY TO ENACT REVENGE

[melock]

So here's the story. I'm moving out of my apartment by the end of the month and I need a way to get revenge against my landlords. The thing is I want it to be subtle where they won't even know about it for at least a month or so. I was thinking about getting some fish and hiding it in my ceiling panels. A friend suggested some ground beef.

What other suggestions do all of you have?

 

[Moderator1]

Re: BEST WAY TO INACT REVENGE

Uh, is inact the right word here?

 

[Clever username]

Re: BEST WAY TO INACT REVENGE

He's fired up right now, Moddy, you can't expect much in terms of spelling and grammar.

 

[jgmacg]

Re: BEST WAY TO INACT REVENGE

Spelling well is the best revenge.

 

[melock]

Uh, is inact the right word here?

Fixed. My apologies. Let us resume.

 

[melock]

Spelling well is the best revenge.

Thanks guy on horse.

 

[Moderator1]

Now that we have that straight - a dog **** care package is good.
Doinghis wife is good.

 

[EStreetJoe]

Re: BEST WAY TO INACT REVENGE

Do you landlords have a dog?

If they do, buy a silent dog whistle, and then drive down the street at 1 or 2 a.m., pause at the landlord's blow the whistle (so the dog will hear it and start barking) and then drive off.

 

[KYSportsWriter]

Why are you wanting to get revenge on them?

 

[John]

Kill five people and hide their bodies in the attic.

 

[Hank_Scorpio]

Is this a private party landlord or a big apartment complex headed by a corporation?

 

[Moondoggy]

Lock his TV on an endless loop of "The Best of Stephen A. Smith"

 

[EStreetJoe]

The hidden fish/ground meat is a great idea, only problem is that it will bother the new tennants more than the landlord.

Wouldn't it be easier to wait a couple of weeks after you move and then put this landlord on a mailing list for sexually explicit catalogs?

 

[shockey]

shouldn't it be "exact revenge?" ??? ??? ???

i agree the smelly stuff would hurt the new tenant more than the landlord. just move on, man. 8)

 

[Mystery_Meat]

Kill his parents, cook them in chili, make him eat it.

 

[Ellis Redding]

Kill his parents, cook them in chili, make him eat it.

We have a winner!

 

[Write-brained]

Kill his parents, cook them in chili, make him eat it.

Yeah, yeah, oh let me taste your tears, Scott. Ummm, your tears are so yummy and sweet

 

[BYH]

A few months ago, I probably would have started this thread.

When we moved, I was convinced the ****ing complex would not give us our deposit back. So I was in full support of eating at Taco Bell for two days before the move and then relieving myself in every room.

Fortunately, my mother-in-law talked me off the ledge and said we had to put in a good effort to clean the apartment so that we'd have a case for getting our deposit back (and a case we could take to a lawyer). So we cleaned the apartment from top to bottom. A couple weeks after we moved, we got a letter from the complex saying there was a stain on the living room carpet (quiet jackasses!) and because of that they'd only give us two-thirds of the deposit back.

Of course there was a stain on the carpet. It was eight ****ing years old! And never mind that they rip up the carpet as soon as you leave, whether you were there eight seconds or eight years.

So my wife wrote a letter politely pointing this out. Three days later we get a check for the full deposit in the mail. Sweet. Victory is ours.

So anyway, you probably shouldn't **** on the rugs. I'd keep quiet on the way out and savagely badmouth the ****ers to everyone you know. Which is what I'm doing about the old complex.

 

[Write-brained]

A few months ago, I probably would have started this thread.

When we moved, I was convinced the ****ing complex would not give us our deposit back. So I was in full support of eating at Taco Bell for two days before the move and then relieving myself in every room.

Fortunately, my mother-in-law talked me off the ledge and said we had to put in a good effort to clean the apartment so that we'd have a case for getting our deposit back (and a case we could take to a lawyer). So we cleaned the apartment from top to bottom. A couple weeks after we moved, we got a letter from the complex saying there was a stain on the living room carpet (quiet jackasses!) and because of that they'd only give us two-thirds of the deposit back.

Your mother-in-law must be so proud .. :)

 

[murciélago]

I say inject mercury into their water supply. If you can get enough mercury into the person's system, it'll bond with the O2 in the blood and coagulate. That quickly leads to irreversible, congestive heart failure.

Talk about sweet victory.