Best SJ handles you thought of but can't use

[Football_Bat]

I just thought of one appropos to my paper ...

Wild Art.

Maybe with April 1 coming up, The Man can relax the handle rule.

 

[Norman Stansfield]

Donkey Raping **** Eater.

 

[Chi City 81]

Zombie Renfro.

The account was rejected.

 

[alleyallen]

W*nalw*y

 

[novelist_wannabe]

Alexander Supertramp

 

[Ace]

Disembodied Hawk Head

 

[Flash]

**** You All

 

[BYH]

Donkey Raping **** Eater.

I'd pay to hear someone try to figure you out in a press box.

"Hey are you the Donkey Raping **** Eater?"

 

[Football_Bat]

W*nalw*y

Dangit alley!

 

[Armchair_QB]

Mitch Albom's Invisible Friend

 

[forever_town]

Wilt Chamberlain's Love Child No. 7857

 

[mike311gd]

Inflamed Genital Wart

 

[Norman Stansfield]

Donkey Raping **** Eater.

I'd pay to hear someone try to figure you out in a press box.

"Hey are you the Donkey Raping **** Eater?"

I'd like to change my vote.

My alter ego will now be Rumpleballsac.

 

[novelist_wannabe]

**** You All

You know, if you're going to make propositions like that, you probably should use PMs. ;D

 

[BYH]

Inflamed Genital Wart

"Well at least you're not Mike311gd. God, that guy is the biggest ****ing loser ever. I'd kick him in his ****. God knows he's not using it."

 

[Flash]

**** You All

You know, if you're going to make propositions like that, you probably should use PMs. ;D

Don't worry. You're first.

 

[mike311gd]

Inflamed Genital Wart

"Well at least you're not Mike311gd. God, that guy is the biggest ****ing loser ever. I'd kick him in his ****. God knows he's not using it."

**** the DL. It's on the inactive list. ... Just like my self-esteem.

 

[Ace]

**** You All

You know, if you're going to make propositions like that, you probably should use PMs. ;D

That's kind of an unwieldy handle, wannabe. I'd stick with what you got.

 

[forever_town]

You Suck Giant, Hairy Monkey Balls

 

[2muchcoffeeman]

Inflamed Genital Wart

That guy was banned last fall.