Best Christmas gift ever!!!

[Bob Slydell]

This is too funny. And the quote about his kid crying is great.

Man says MP3 player he bought 10-year-old daughter for Christmas was preloaded with porn
COOKEVILLE, Tenn. (AP) — A father gave his 10-year-old daughter a Christmas present that would make Santa blush.
Now Daryl Hill wants to know why an MP3 video player he bought at a Wal-Mart in Sparta was preloaded with pornography and explicit songs.
Hill bought three of the players as Christmas presents for his children. He said one of the devices had apparently been returned to the store from a previous owner who loaded sex clips and songs with lyrics about using drugs.
“Within 10 minutes, my daughter was crying,” Hill said Thursday. “I wish I could take the thoughts and images out of her head.”
Hill questioned why Wal-Mart Stores Inc. would sell used merchandise as new, which he said violates its own policies.
A company spokesman said in an e-mail to WSMV-TV of Nashville that stores are not supposed to return opened packages to the sales floor and that the matter was under investigation.
Hill said he declined Wal-Mart’s offer to replace the MP3 player. He said he has already bought his daughter a new one and is hanging onto the controversial one until he talks to a lawyer.

 

[CentralIllinoisan]

I'm hanging onto the porn myself ... until I talk to a lawyer. That's it. That's the ticket.

 

[Huggy]

So THAT'S what happened to my MP3 player....

 

[mike311gd]

I knew there was a reason I like Walmart. That and the fact you can buy an Axe, Doritos, a gun and a swimming pool all in one stop.

 

[Rumpleforeskin]

I knew there was a reason I like Walmart. That and the fact you can buy an Axe, Doritos, a gun and a swimming pool all in one stop.

Why you would want to buy an axe and a gun all in the same trip? I guess you have to try to get laid somehow, huh buddy? I am slowly backing away and running far, far away from mike311gd.

 

[mike311gd]

I knew there was a reason I like Walmart. That and the fact you can buy an Axe, Doritos, a gun and a swimming pool all in one stop.

Why you would want to buy an axe and a gun all in the same trip? I guess you have to try to get laid somehow, huh buddy? I am slowly backing away and running far, far away from mike311gd.

Exactly. When in a long dry spell, you pull out all the stops. I'm just waiting for Walmart to stock Sam's Choice Rohypnol on the shelves.

 

[jimnorden]

that's hilarious.

“I wish I could take the thoughts and images out of her head.”

 

[HandsomeHarley]

I wish someone would take a shovel to the back of this ****tard's head for crying about suing over such a trivial slight. Who's has pain and suffering? The girl? Give me a break. She'll be in therapy because of her douchebag father before she will have to deal with "those images."

And who the hell can afford to buy three MP3 players at once?

 

[budcrew08]

I'm hanging onto the porn myself ... until I talk to a lawyer. That's it. That's the ticket.

Reminds me of a Bill Engvall skit: The skit begins with him finding out that his son has been looking at porn on the Internet, and he says to his wife, "Did you take down the name of the site?"

 

[Write-brained]

Who's he going to sue when she finds his stash o' porn beneath the bed?

 

[GBNF]

Mike, you're a weird dude . And funny.