Believe it or not, this isn't about Chef: A man is pregnant

[BYH]

Words escape me.

http://www.newsday.com/news/custom/offbeat/ny-uspreg0327,0,234680.story

 

[Sam Mills 51]

So the film "Junior" comes to life ...

 

[hockeybeat]

Words escape me.

http://www.newsday.com/news/custom/offbeat/ny-uspreg0327,0,234680.story

I'm just shocked that the guy didn't live in Selden.

 

[slappy4428]

I hope for his sake he didn't have the external plumbing put in yet or he's going to be in a world of hurt trying to pass a bowling ball through that straw.

 

[zeke12]

The kid is projected to go in the 32nd round in BYH's fantasy draft.

But Beej thinks that's a bit of a reach.

 

[Diabeetus]

That has to be a hoax, right?

 

[Big Buckin' agate_monkey]

Nope ... I WOULD NOT hit it.

 

[BYH]

The kid is projected to go in the 32nd round in BYH's fantasy draft.

But Beej thinks that's a bit of a reach.

I'd still take him before Rich Harden. [/inside joke]

 

[Ace]

She's a man, baby!

 

[Chi City 81]

Pregnant ... with emotion?

 

[friend of a friend]

I don't even want to think about the surgery Chef would attempt to perform here.

 

[Trey Beamon]

He probably can't wait for the boobs to get bigger.

 

[forever_town]

I hope for his sake he didn't have the external plumbing put in yet or he's going to be in a world of hurt trying to pass a bowling ball through that straw.

If he had the "external plumbing" put in, he'd have the baby by Caesarian section.

That is, if this "story" is true...

 

[friend of a friend]

I hope for his sake he didn't have the external plumbing put in yet or he's going to be in a world of hurt trying to pass a bowling ball through that straw.

If he had the "external plumbing" put in, he'd have the baby by Caesarian section.

That is, if this "story" is true...

Jealous [/mizzougrad]

 

[forever_town]

I hope for his sake he didn't have the external plumbing put in yet or he's going to be in a world of hurt trying to pass a bowling ball through that straw.

If he had the "external plumbing" put in, he'd have the baby by Caesarian section.

That is, if this "story" is true...

Jealous [/mizzougrad]

I'd only be jealous if you and Mikey conceived a child.

 

[BYH]

I hope for his sake he didn't have the external plumbing put in yet or he's going to be in a world of hurt trying to pass a bowling ball through that straw.

If he had the "external plumbing" put in, he'd have the baby by Caesarian section.

That is, if this "story" is true...

Jealous [/mizzougrad]

I'd only be jealous if you and Mikey conceived a child.

That FOAF is a dude, and has been a dude since birth, is only the no. 2 reason why that's just ****ing impossible.

 

[Ace]

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I hope for his sake he didn't have the external plumbing put in yet or he's going to be in a world of hurt trying to pass a bowling ball through that straw.

If he had the "external plumbing" put in, he'd have the baby by Caesarian section.

That is, if this "story" is true...

Jealous [/mizzougrad]

I'd only be jealous if you and Mikey conceived a child.

Can we get a ruling on whether "home insemination" would break Mikey's streak?

 

[More hideous than Ben Seaver]

The heads of at least three FOX News producers exploded when they heard this one.

 

[friend of a friend]

n

I hope for his sake he didn't have the external plumbing put in yet or he's going to be in a world of hurt trying to pass a bowling ball through that straw.

If he had the "external plumbing" put in, he'd have the baby by Caesarian section.

That is, if this "story" is true...

Jealous [/mizzougrad]

I'd only be jealous if you and Mikey conceived a child.

Can we get a ruling on whether "home insemination" would break Mikey's streak?

I can't get behind that one.

 

[imjustagirl]

I want to ask a serious question, one with hopefully no bias in the question.

Those of you who post mike311gd can't get laid jokes, do you post them...
a.) because you think what you're saying is funny;
b.) it's become standard on the board, so you're just going to do it regardless
c.) it's SportsJournalists.com's own version of 'FIRST!' in which you get to be the first person on any given thread to make the joke
or d.) you really think you're breaking ground


I'm seriously asking.