Beer snob sues MillerCoors for making Blue Moon

[old_tony]

Guy really likes Blue Moon. Thinks he's really smart about beers. Friends tell him Blue Moon is made by MillerCoors. Guy kind of looks like a fool. Guy sues MillerCoors.

Home Brewer Sues MillerCoors For Telling Him Blue Moon Is A Craft Beer

 

[poindexter]

Seriously, beer snobs are the ****ing worst.

 

[LongTimeListener]

Seriously, beer snobs are the ****ing worst.

I think probably past wine snobs by now.

 

[Riptide]

First-World Idiot problem.

 

[JackReacher]

Beer snob or music snob. Which is worse?

 

[LongTimeListener]

Beer snob or music snob. Which is worse?

Isn't it exactly the same group?

 

[JackReacher]

Haha. There is definitely a lot of overlap.

 

[MisterCreosote]

Running snobs are the absolute worst.

 

[Spartan Squad]

See, I'm going to put cyclist snobs above running snobs.

 

[old_tony]

Running snobs are the absolute worst.

I go to church with a guy who runs the extreme races of 100 miles and such over 24-hour periods. He's a dentist, which explains having the time to do 24-hour races on the weekend. But he's not a running snob, which is nice. He'll talk about it if you ask him, but otherwise you'd never know it. He does have a 100M tattoo on his lower leg and he does wear a lot of T-shirts from the races he's completed. In a cruel development, he had to have his knee scoped and is going stir crazy with not being able to run.

 

[old_tony]

See, I'm going to put cyclist snobs above running snobs.

I was thinking the same thing. Right down to their riding wardrobes.

 

[JackReacher]

I work with a guy who checks off three of the four mentioned. A real treat.

 

[old_tony]

I work with a guy who checks off three of the four mentioned. A real treat.

I think we're up to five now: Beer, wine, music, running and cycling. But for posterity, which one (or two) does he not check off?

 

[JackReacher]

Ah. Right. Three of the five. Don't hear much about running or wine. He's a beer and bike kinda dip****.

 

[MisterCreosote]

Does he do yoga, too?

 

[old_tony]

Ah. Right. Three of the five. Don't hear much about running or wine. He's a beer and bike kinda dip****.

That's a really bad double, too, because I bet he talks about the great beer he had and then talks about how he burned it off with his 50-mile bike ride and how great of a ride it was.

 

[YankeeFan]

Crossfit snobs!

 

[Spartan Squad]

I bet he's the guy is in charge of bringing beer to a party, but he only brings two 22-ounce bottles of beer from a brewery you never heard of saying you have to try it. That of course is after he went to that brewery in a pack ride where they took up the entire road going 10 MPH in a 45 and proceeds to complain about how rude drivers are.

 

[JackReacher]

All of that is true.

 

[MisterCreosote]