BCS title game headlines

[DisembodiedOwlHead]

Florida team victorious in football contest

 

[MertWindu]

Local team wins big game

 

[dooley_womack1]

Local team wins title. frickin Mert!

 

[2muchcoffeeman]

Florida team victorious in football contest

:D

This is remarkably close to the heds on the Tampa Tribune and Florida Times-Union WWW sites right after the game.

 

[DisembodiedOwlHead]

Columbus Dispatch: "Ginn injured; story developing."

 

[pa writer]

Quantum Leak

 

[MertWindu]

FLORIDA WINS NATIONAL TITLE GAME 41-14 OVER NO. 1-RANKED OHIO STATE UNIVERSITY BUCKEYES; GATORS ARE NEW ASSOCIATED PRESS NO. 1 [/nyt]

(sorry about that, dools)

 

[linotype]

Buckeyes Can't Take a Leak

 

[DyePack]

Detroit News and Free Press: Troy Smith gears for title game (The game was not completed at press time. Please enjoy this feature in place of a game story.)

 

[Pilot]

"Frog dies in Corso's throat, legend stays on air"

 

[sartrean]

SEC fanboys cream their pants

Manipulation of final poll looks OK now

Maybe if there were actual headlines like that, then people would still buy and read newspapers.

 

[accguy]

How about: Take that Mr. Sweater Vest

 

[sartrean]

Ass whipping

That head too. Maybe if there were headlines like that, people would take newspapers seriously again, or at least subscribe to newspapers.

 

[CitizenTino]

MASTER GATORS
Florida rubs out OSU's title hopes

 

[Pilot]

SEC fanboys cream their pants

Manipulation of final poll looks OK now

Maybe if there were actual headlines like that, then people would still buy and read newspapers.

You could totally make some sweet designs with it ... I'm thinking the headline spread across the page like drops of jizz on some fat chick's tummy ...

I'd buy a paper with that design.

 

[Pilot]

MASTER GATORS
Florida rubs out OSU's title hopes

Very nice.

 

[dooley_womack1]

SEC fanboys cream their pants

Manipulation of final poll looks OK now

Maybe if there were actual headlines like that, then people would still buy and read newspapers.

Sadly, that's not your sarcasm font. Are you 16 or something?

 

[spnited]

MASTER GATORS
Florida rubs out OSU's title hopes

And thousands of SEC fanboys join in

 

[sartrean]

SEC fanboys cream their pants

Manipulation of final poll looks OK now

Maybe if there were actual headlines like that, then people would still buy and read newspapers.

You could totally make some sweet designs with it ... I'm thinking the headline spread across the page like drops of jizz on some fat chick's tummy ...

I'd buy a paper with that design.

No ****, man. And have some kind of teaser graphic on A1 of a florida mascot chomping at Tressel's nuts. People would pay money to see **** like that in the paper every day.

 

[ralph wiggum]

SI headline:
Florida