Awesome hed!

[Diabeetus]

Can't tell if this is intentional, but it's definitely funny.

http://www.philstar.com/Article.aspx?articleId=475584&publicationSubCategoryId=63

In case they pull it:

 

[SixToe]

Re: Looks like a new hed for the books

Excellent.

Were the rockets guided remotely or from immediately over the targets?

 

[pressboxer]

“Yung nakuha natin na mga IED (improvised explosive device) dun sa na-overran na kampo ay marami so isa yun sa mga pinaghihinalaan natin na dun sila gumagawa... tapos bababa lang e, malapit lang five kilometres magpapaputok na sila ng IED sa mga detachments o sa mga nearby (areas),” he said.

WTF???

Then the next graf:

At least 30 MILF rebels were killed while five soldiers and 20 guerrillas were wounded in the latest fighting.

 

[IGotQuestions]

you KNOW someone took comic liberties on that one. I commend that person.

 

[ondeadline]

I suppose recognizing that it's the Moro Islamic Liberation Front might reduce the giggles. Certainly doesn't provide nearly the same sort of attractive mental images.

 

[Football_Bat]

That's what I got from your mother last night!

Suck it Trebek!

 

[Diabeetus]

That's what I got from your mother last night!

Suck it Trebek!

Well played, FB

 

[imjustagirl]

My favorite from the NYP this week:

AMAZIN'S HANG ON IN HOMER ODYSSEY
Santana helps with bat as teams test Citi limits

(the 7-homer game between the Phils and Mets)

 

[crusoes]

I didn't see MILF in that headline. Or cougars, for that matter.