At last...the end of the world has arrived!

[Bad Guy Zero]

Before I went to bed this afternoon I was flipping around the dial and caught one of those damned "Diabeetus" commercials with Wilford Brimley. Except Chumley correctly pronounced "diabetes" TWICE at the end of the commercial.
I haven't looked in a Bible in many, many years...but I'm pretty certain that this is a sign of the end times. I'll be stopping by the store on the way home in the morning to stock up on bottled water, Chunky brand soups, and a couple of those "no battery" flashlights that you shake.
Oh yeah...I should probably stock up on booze as well.

 

[Chi City 81]

Hmmm ... I feel fine.

 

[Diabeetus]

You call, Bad Guy?

 

[Flash]

Does Petty have something to do with this?

 

[Diabeetus]

Does Petty have something to do with this?

Huh?

 

[mike311gd]

Before I went to bed this afternoon I was flipping around the dial and caught one of those damned "Diabeetus" commercials with Wilford Brimley. Except Chumley correctly pronounced "diabetes" TWICE at the end of the commercial.
I haven't looked in a Bible in many, many years...but I'm pretty certain that this is a sign of the end times. I'll be stopping by the store on the way home in the morning to stock up on bottled water, Chunky brand soups, and a couple of those "no battery" flashlights that you shake.
Oh yeah...I should probably stock up on booze as well.

This is music to my ears. For years and years, I've been wanting to get my paws on Brimley and shake the **** out of him. There might be nothing more irritating to my ears than hearing that old, wrinkled pile of **** say, "I have diabeetus." (No offense, Diabeetus.)

In fact, he's the reason I stopped watching "The Price Is Right."

Mother****.

 

[Diabeetus]

Before I went to bed this afternoon I was flipping around the dial and caught one of those damned "Diabeetus" commercials with Wilford Brimley. Except Chumley correctly pronounced "diabetes" TWICE at the end of the commercial.
I haven't looked in a Bible in many, many years...but I'm pretty certain that this is a sign of the end times. I'll be stopping by the store on the way home in the morning to stock up on bottled water, Chunky brand soups, and a couple of those "no battery" flashlights that you shake.
Oh yeah...I should probably stock up on booze as well.

This is music to my ears. For years and years, I've been wanting to get my paws on Brimley and shake the **** out of him. There might be nothing more irritating to my ears than hearing that old, wrinkled pile of **** say, "I have diabeetus." (No offense, Diabeetus.)

In fact, he's the reason I stopped watching "The Price Is Right."

Mother****.

You should be ashamed that you no longer watch the most exciting hour in television!

 

[mike311gd]

Before I went to bed this afternoon I was flipping around the dial and caught one of those damned "Diabeetus" commercials with Wilford Brimley. Except Chumley correctly pronounced "diabetes" TWICE at the end of the commercial.
I haven't looked in a Bible in many, many years...but I'm pretty certain that this is a sign of the end times. I'll be stopping by the store on the way home in the morning to stock up on bottled water, Chunky brand soups, and a couple of those "no battery" flashlights that you shake.
Oh yeah...I should probably stock up on booze as well.

This is music to my ears. For years and years, I've been wanting to get my paws on Brimley and shake the **** out of him. There might be nothing more irritating to my ears than hearing that old, wrinkled pile of **** say, "I have diabeetus." (No offense, Diabeetus.)

In fact, he's the reason I stopped watching "The Price Is Right."

Mother****.

You should be ashamed that you no longer watch the most exciting hour in television!

Well, I work during it now. But when I didn't, I felt OK with my choice, although I did shake at the beginning. I caught a bit of Drew Carey's attempt last week, and I wasn't impressed. I loved his show, but this isn't his shtick.

But when I think about "The Price Is Right," I remember eating Spaghettios while at my babysitter's house before my half day of kindergarten when I was 6. Drew Carey can't replicate that.

 

[ArnoldBabar]

The commercial where the old ****s sing "you made me love you" about their electric wheelchairs just about chased me away from TPIR forever.

 

[mike311gd]

The commercial where the old ****s sing "you made me love you" about their electric wheelchairs just about chased me away from TPIR forever.

The Scooter Store rules.

 

[ArnoldBabar]

The commercial where the old ****s sing "you made me love you" about their electric wheelchairs just about chased me away from TPIR forever.

The Scooter Store rules.

I have much respect for The Scooter Store. I'm pretty sure this was some other battery-operated chair outfit.

 

[mike311gd]

The commercial where the old ****s sing "you made me love you" about their electric wheelchairs just about chased me away from TPIR forever.

The Scooter Store rules.

I have much respect for The Scooter Store. I'm pretty sure this was some other battery-operated chair outfit.

Well, that's bull****, then. My best friend can recite the entire pitch by the little white guy at the computer in the only Scooter Store commercial ever made, or so it seems. It's quite hilarious.

 

[Bad Guy Zero]

Before I went to bed this afternoon I was flipping around the dial and caught one of those damned "Diabeetus" commercials with Wilford Brimley. Except Chumley correctly pronounced "diabetes" TWICE at the end of the commercial.
I haven't looked in a Bible in many, many years...but I'm pretty certain that this is a sign of the end times. I'll be stopping by the store on the way home in the morning to stock up on bottled water, Chunky brand soups, and a couple of those "no battery" flashlights that you shake.
Oh yeah...I should probably stock up on booze as well.

This is music to my ears. For years and years, I've been wanting to get my paws on Brimley and shake the **** out of him. There might be nothing more irritating to my ears than hearing that old, wrinkled pile of **** say, "I have diabeetus." (No offense, Diabeetus.)

In fact, he's the reason I stopped watching "The Price Is Right."

Mother****.

You're missing two in the Plinko, one in the Stinko!

 

[Diabeetus]

All. Senior. Citizens. Should. Have. Life. Alert.

 

[mike311gd]

Before I went to bed this afternoon I was flipping around the dial and caught one of those damned "Diabeetus" commercials with Wilford Brimley. Except Chumley correctly pronounced "diabetes" TWICE at the end of the commercial.
I haven't looked in a Bible in many, many years...but I'm pretty certain that this is a sign of the end times. I'll be stopping by the store on the way home in the morning to stock up on bottled water, Chunky brand soups, and a couple of those "no battery" flashlights that you shake.
Oh yeah...I should probably stock up on booze as well.

This is music to my ears. For years and years, I've been wanting to get my paws on Brimley and shake the **** out of him. There might be nothing more irritating to my ears than hearing that old, wrinkled pile of **** say, "I have diabeetus." (No offense, Diabeetus.)

In fact, he's the reason I stopped watching "The Price Is Right."

Mother****.

You're missing two in the Plinko, one in the Stinko!

Eh, not really. Whenever I need my fix, I just watch this: .

 

[Flash]

'Beetus ... Crossthreadination ... My apologies.

 

[mike311gd]

All. Senior. Citizens. Should. Have. Life. Alert.

I think the first time I head the priceless line, "Help. I've fallen and I can't get up," was while watching TPIR. Also, the clapper and the Chia Pet.

 

[ArnoldBabar]

The commercial where the old ****s sing "you made me love you" about their electric wheelchairs just about chased me away from TPIR forever.

The Scooter Store rules.

I have much respect for The Scooter Store. I'm pretty sure this was some other battery-operated chair outfit.

Well, that's bull****, then. My best friend can recite the entire pitch by the little white guy at the computer in the only Scooter Store commercial ever made, or so it seems. It's quite hilarious.

In college a buddy and I could do the same with a similar commercial with Saul Thessman for Queen City Home Health Care, which could offer an adjustable bed that may be delivered to your door at no cost to you.

 

[Bad Guy Zero]

Do they still make Blue Star Ointment? That's the ad I always associate with TPIR.

 

[mike311gd]

Do they still make Blue Star Ointment? That's the ad I always associate with TPIR.

I don't think I've ever heard of it. So ... maybe.