Appropriate product names

[old_tony]

OK, you can all call this a frivolous thread if you like.

Have the TV on but only half-watching it. Hear a commercial running and at the end, the product name is said aloud:

Huggies Little Swimmers.

And the thought struck me, if it weren't for the little swimmers, they wouldn't need to buy the Huggies.

 

[playthrough]

Having a kid introduces you to all kinds of new products...like Boudreaux's Butt Paste.

 

[Big Buckin' agate_monkey]

Having a kid introduces you to all kinds of new products...like Boudreaux's Butt Paste.

If this doesn't provide entertaining ads on this thread, I will be pissed.

 

[Bob Cook]

As awful as the name is, I can vouch for it being good stuff for healing your... feet cracks.

 

[Captain_Kirk]

Having a kid introduces you to all kinds of new products...like Boudreaux's Butt Paste.

If this doesn't provide entertaining ads on this thread, I will be pissed.

The first one I got was "Start a Career in Broadcasting...."

 

[User 1019]

Having a kid introduces you to all kinds of new products...like Boudreaux's Butt Paste.

I've been a proud user of Boudreaux's for a long time. It's great for chafing. Put that **** on before you go to bed. When you wake up, the pain's gone.