Another victory in the war on terrorism: Almighty Allah arrested!

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For those interested, I give you Almighty Supremebeing Allah.
 
Pack it up boys. We're coming home. We've thrown the ultimate gauntlet at Allah's soldiers. We busted him just as he had made it into America for the final, fateful, battle. Just drop a few of your guys off in front of the jail for security purposes.
 
Then of course, we'll give him a "fair" trial and our crack judicial system will let him off some technicality, and we'll be right back where we started. :)
 
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Yes, Let's throw 230 years of Constitutional law away. Let's toss the ideals and rights that separate us from the dictatorships we loathe and not give the accused a "fair" trial.

The terrorists win when we willingly dispose of freedoms won by brave men and women who put their lives on the line so you are free to post ignorant drivel safely on a message board.
 
Lamar Mundane said:
Yes, Let's throw 230 years of Constitutional law away. Let's toss the ideals and rights that separate us from the dictatorships we loathe and not give the accused a "fair" trial.

The terrorists win when we willingly dispose of freedoms won by brave men and women who put their lives on the line so you are free to post ignorant drivel safely on a message board.

What does this have to do with a crack dealer (or me satirizing the "war on terrorism" for that matter) in Connecticut? ???
 
2muchcoffeeman said:
Lamar Mundane said:
Yes, Let's throw 230 years of Constitutional law away. Let's toss the ideals and rights that separate us from the dictatorships we loathe and not give the accused a "fair" trial.

The terrorists win when we willingly dispose of freedoms won by brave men and women who put their lives on the line so you are free to post ignorant drivel safely on a message board.

What does this have to do with a crack dealer (or me satirizing the "war on terrorism" for that matter) in Connecticut? ???

I think it had to do with my remark about Allah. I feel like I'm in the last scene of "Blazing Saddles" where a fight starts on one set and drifts to another.
LOL.
 
ScribePharisee said:
2muchcoffeeman said:
Lamar Mundane said:
Yes, Let's throw 230 years of Constitutional law away. Let's toss the ideals and rights that separate us from the dictatorships we loathe and not give the accused a "fair" trial.

The terrorists win when we willingly dispose of freedoms won by brave men and women who put their lives on the line so you are free to post ignorant drivel safely on a message board.

What does this have to do with a crack dealer (or me satirizing the "war on terrorism" for that matter) in Connecticut? ???

I think it had to do with my remark about Allah. I feel like I'm in the last scene of "Blazing Saddles" where a fight starts on one set and drifts to another.
LOL.

Ah. Thank you, Hedy.
 
2muchcoffeeman said:
ScribePharisee said:
2muchcoffeeman said:
Lamar Mundane said:
Yes, Let's throw 230 years of Constitutional law away. Let's toss the ideals and rights that separate us from the dictatorships we loathe and not give the accused a "fair" trial.

The terrorists win when we willingly dispose of freedoms won by brave men and women who put their lives on the line so you are free to post ignorant drivel safely on a message board.

What does this have to do with a crack dealer (or me satirizing the "war on terrorism" for that matter) in Connecticut? ???

I think it had to do with my remark about Allah. I feel like I'm in the last scene of "Blazing Saddles" where a fight starts on one set and drifts to another.
LOL.

Ah. Thank you, Hedy.

Hedley Lamarr: It's not Hedy, it's Hedley. Hedley Lamarr.

Governor William J. Le Petomane: What the hell are you worried about? This is 1874. You'll be able to sue her.
 
Whoever took the mug shot will have a fatwah against him for showing Allah in a physical form.
 

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