Another reason to never help anyone move

[Batman]

People in a Boston-area condo complex helped their neighbor load what he said was a water-filled hockey goalie mannequin into a car. Turns out it was a dead body.

As detectives investigated, people who lived at a condominium complex in Scituate called with crucial information. They had helped one of their neighbors move a "large, heavy blanket" into a black Honda Civic. The man, identified as 42-year-old Christopher Caron, told them inside the blankets was a "hockey goalie mannequin which was usually filled with water," local Fox affiliate WFXT reported, citing court documents. Caron lived at the condo and drove Perry's Civic to the hospital, cops said.

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[BYH 2: Electric Boogaloo]

Let he who has never knowingly or unknowingly driven a dead body disguised as a water-filled hockey mannequin cast the first stone.

 

[DanOregon]

Hope they got their beer and pizza.

 

[maumann]

So he claims to be an undera-Cheevers? Or will he be known for being a Rask-taker?

 

[Mr. Sluggo]

Gump Corpsely?