And so it begins...

[Armchair_QB]

Kerry Wood injured in hot tub mishap (no, I'm not making that up)...

http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/2007/baseball/mlb/02/15/bc.bbn.cubs.wood.hottub.ap/index.html

 

[Ace]

If I sprain something in the hot tub, I hope it's not my stomach.

 

[Armchair_QB]

I hate this ****ing team.

 

[Ellis Redding]

OH. MY. GOD.

I'm sensing Prior will slip on a banana peel tomorrow and fracture his elbow.

 

[Armchair_QB]

OH. MY. GOD.

I'm sensing Prior will slip on a banana peel tomorrow and fracture his elbow and spike Soriano on the way down, rupturing his achillies.

 

[Big Buckin' agate_monkey]

I can't stop smiling. I find this very funny.

 

[alleyallen]

Wood is going to end up in the Guiness Book of Records one day.

 

[Fenian_Bastard]

I hate this ****ing team.

And you know it's only going to get worse.

 

[Armchair_QB]

I hate this ****ing team.

And you know it's only going to get worse.

Yes, yes I do. All I'm missing right now is BYH stopping by to offer words of comfort.

 

[Armchair_QB]

Unavailable for comment

 

[ondeadline]

OK, I deleted my thread. It probably would help to get Wood's name on the title.

But this is just amazing. He usually at least waits until the season to get hurt.

 

[Ellis Redding]

Hey, A_QB. Read my thread a bit farther down the page. The Sun-Times is going to "sue" the Tribune Co. for its shoddy ownership of the team.

 

[Armchair_QB]

Yeah, I saw that in the S-T the other day.

 

[Freelance Hack]

I'm surprised he didn't tear his labrum

 

[SoSueMe]

I hate this ****ing team.

This just cracked me up.

 

[BYH]

I'm surprised he didn't tear his labrum

It's early.

If God really hates Armchair, the Cubs will acquire Carl Pavano to fill the rotation spot vacated by Mark Prior's strained toe and the spontaneous combustion of Rich Hill.

Here you go dude. Hope this helps. I look forward to posting many pictures in your honor this season.

 

[Armchair_QB]

85 percent of the ****ing world is working, and the other 15 percent is beating up Chuck Finley.

http://www.speakeasy.org/~bucky/elia_tirade.html

 

[Cadet]

I could sure find a way to injure Kerry Wood in a hot tub...

 

[Ellis Redding]

85 percent of the ****ing world is working, and the other 15 percent is beating up Chuck Finley.

http://www.speakeasy.org/~bucky/elia_tirade.html

AND PRINT IT!

****ing playground for the cocksuckers

 

[BYH]

85 percent of the ****ing world is working, and the other 15 percent is beating up Chuck Finley.

http://www.speakeasy.org/~bucky/elia_tirade.html

I would have lost serious coin betting on which Donruss card A_QB would display on this thread. SERIOUS coin.

(C'mon dude post it! POST IT!!!)