An entertaining night on the scanner

[HejiraHenry]

Among other things:

1, An ambulance call for a guy who's having nightmares. Recently released from "a mental health facility," so you can kind of dig that.

2, Traffic stop leads to a woman with "multiple driver licenses and multiple SSNs," which suggests she may wish she'd driven a little more carefully.

3, Complaint about youngsters playing in the street "who refuse to yield to drivers." School's out.

 

[dooley_womack1]

Anything on there Poindexter could use?

 

[mike311gd]

Dude, get off the scanner. It's an expensive piece of equipment.

 

[HejiraHenry]

Dude, get off the scanner. It's an expensive piece of equipment.

I figured someone would have posted the exploding head from Scanners by now. Pity.

 

[mike311gd]

Sorry, pal. All I could come up with was a lame joke.

 

[BYH]

Anything on there Poindexter could use?

I'm pretty sure everything there is something Poindexter could use.

Among other things:

1, An ambulance call for a guy who's having nightmares. Recently released from "a mental health facility," so you can kind of dig that.

the guy was there b/c he'd gone crazy after ****ing his teacher.

2, Traffic stop leads to a woman with "multiple driver licenses and multiple SSNs," which suggests she may wish she'd driven a little more carefully...

...with the 13-year-old student whom she was pleasuring as she drove.

3, Complaint about youngsters playing in the street "who refuse to yield to drivers." School's out.

So are the teachers.

YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

 

[Sam Mills 51]

Anything on there Poindexter could use?

Give it time, Dools. It won't take long.

 

[Flying Headbutt]

There's been a guy showing up and hanging out at my bar of late that has a scanner. Dude has two different ear pieces in his ear, a cell phone, a scanner, at least one pager, and who knows what the **** else? He's about 5-2, and 70 pounds. Tonight we started joking how he was going to just off us all. This guy is wired to the max, and I swear he's just scouting us out to figure out the best way to go off. Luckily there's a police station just a block away. But it may not be in time with him. If I couldn't laugh at him, I'd really just find him creepy. Hell, I still kinda do.

 

[Football_Bat]

There's been a guy showing up and hanging out at my bar of late that has a scanner. Dude has two different ear pieces in his ear, a cell phone, a scanner, at least one pager, and who knows what the **** else? He's about 5-2, and 70 pounds. Tonight we started joking how he was going to just off us all. This guy is wired to the max, and I swear he's just scouting us out to figure out the best way to go off. Luckily there's a police station just a block away. But it may not be in time with him. If I couldn't laugh at him, I'd really just find him creepy. Hell, I still kinda do.

There's a phrase for a dude like this one ...

http://media.ebaumsworld.com/picture/thirdimpact/DoucheBagmotivator.jpg

 

[MacDaddy]

Complaint about youngsters playing in the street "who refuse to yield to drivers." School's out.

One gets run down, and the rest start yielding quickly.