Alone for new year's

[BYH]

"C'mon it won't take that long," I plead.

A statement the women in your life have come to know well. :)

I used creative license in the re-telling of that story.

I think my actual line was "please please pretty please I'm the last American virgin."

 

[imjustagirl2]

My wife and I are hosting a party. We invited a bunch of folks though most seem to be out of town or have other plans [double checks for body odor, comes up clean].

But more to the point: I would hope that any single person that came to our shindig would not feel guilty because it's lots some a few one other couple, not counting your unsmelly hosts. And never in a million years would we whisper in a corner, wow, look at the clown, all dateless and **** on NYE.

We want to celebrate with our friends, be they single, involved or married... I hope to God none of you have friends that think differently.

If I got off work before 9:30, I'd be there. But I'd barely make your place by midnight. :(

 

[TrooperBari]

My flu and I will be curled up in bed.

Yahweh willing, this relationship ends as soon as possible.

 

[Angola!]

NYE was going to be my girlfriend and I at home, alone - a rarity when you have two roommates. There was going to be some wine, some kissing and then a lot of ****ing.
Now, one of the roommates is apparently coming back into town.
Oh, well.
Me and the girl have been doing a lot of drinking, kissing and ****ing the last two days and still have tomorrow.
So, I suppose we will attempt to have a party. I'm hoping we can get 10-12 folks here and we will throw down like it's 1999! Or me and the roommate will drink together until my girlfriend gets off work. Then us three will drink together, he will go to bed and I will hopefully do her, which would be one of my most memorable NYE's.

One year ago on NYE, my ex-wife was in the process of telling me she never wanted to see me again and to get the **** out of the house. So, in reality, this NYE couldn't be worse, unless the present girlfriend hooked up with another guy. And if that happens, well you all may never witness another post by me.

 

[Norman Stansfield]

Hitting the bars is too played out, especially at my old age.

I'm staying in, getting a ****load of work done, and probably hanging out here with any other loosers that happen to be staying in as well.

 

[mike311gd]

NYE was going to be my girlfriend and I at home, alone - a rarity when you have two roommates. There was going to be some wine, some kissing and then a lot of ****ing.
Now, one of the roommates is apparently coming back into town.
Oh, well.
Me and the girl have been doing a lot of drinking, kissing and ****ing the last two days and still have tomorrow.
So, I suppose we will attempt to have a party. I'm hoping we can get 10-12 folks here and we will throw down like it's 1999! Or me and the roommate will drink together until my girlfriend gets off work. Then us three will drink together, he will go to bed and I will hopefully do her, which would be one of my most memorable NYE's.

One year ago on NYE, my ex-wife was in the process of telling me she never wanted to see me again and to get the **** out of the house. So, in reality, this NYE couldn't be worse, unless the present girlfriend hooked up with another guy. And if that happens, well you all may never witness another post by me.

That, my friends, is why I like Angola.

 

[sportschick]

I'm working, and the ex will be in town, so ya know.

 

[Norman Stansfield]

I'm working, and the ex will be in town, so ya know.

So the ex will be ringing in the New Year by getting Stan drunk?

 

[GBNF]

Again, I'm spending way too much money on one night that I don't even really like.

2005: Lake Tahoe. Fun. Cold. Saw a drunk 16 yr old kid go face-first into a pole and mash his head. His friend was too drunk to know what to do. I threw the kid over my shoulder and took him "just up the road" while my **** friends said they'd wait for me. Ended up walking in the snow a half a mile with some little asshole slung over my shoulder. Friends left. Walked home 1.5 miles in snow.

2006: Las Vegas. Fun. Crowded. Walked the strip all night and almost hooked up with a 16-yr old (I was about 22 btw) but chickened out because of that whole "statuatory rape" thing I hear about. Ended up lost from my friends with another friend.

2007: Jerusalem. Fun. Wasted. On a trip with a bunch of people. Hooked up with some girl who was one of the most annoying girls I've ever met. She, um, tended to me, and like Somthing about Mary, I had no clue where it went. NExt day, I'm at a bar with blacklights, and lets just say my sweater was never worn again.

Same night, it's 5 in the morning, my best friend rolls back to our room with a truly psychotic chick. Some 18 yr old who cuts herself or something. He pulls me aside and says, pretend you're asleep.

So I roll over and they start making out in the bed next to me. And the beds were almost touching. Eww. They're going at it, I'm trying not to laugh and/or throw up, and I hear a moan. They're shagging like rabbits and I'm dying. They, um, finish and he gets up to go to the bathroom. The light switch was confusing — three lights in a row, ione up, one down, one up — and he flips on the wrong one. I turn around, and he's standing there, in a polo shirt, socks and a condom. No pants. No underwear. A used condom. He tries to turn off the light, but mixes it up. For the next three minutes, it's a techno showwith my boy's dong — just used dong — hanging out.

Funniest night of my life.

2008: Spending one-hundred-and-seventy-five-****ing dollars to go to Les Doux in L.A. even though I live 5 hrs away. It will be fun, but I got peer pressured into it. Damnit.

I wish I was back in Israel.

 

[sportschick]

I'm working, and the ex will be in town, so ya know.

So the ex will be ringing in the New Year by getting Stan drunk?

I wouldn't be surprised. Hell, Stan's high right now on the catnip stuff you sent him.

 

[Norman Stansfield]

I'm working, and the ex will be in town, so ya know.

So the ex will be ringing in the New Year by getting Stan drunk?

I wouldn't be surprised. Hell, Stan's high right now on the catnip stuff you sent him.

Poor cat's got no balls. He's gotta have fun some kind of way.

 

[BYH]

NYE was going to be my girlfriend and I at home, alone - a rarity when you have two roommates. There was going to be some wine, some kissing and then a lot of ****ing.
Now, one of the roommates is apparently coming back into town.
Oh, well.
Me and the girl have been doing a lot of drinking, kissing and ****ing the last two days and still have tomorrow.
So, I suppose we will attempt to have a party. I'm hoping we can get 10-12 folks here and we will throw down like it's 1999! Or me and the roommate will drink together until my girlfriend gets off work. Then us three will drink together, he will go to bed and I will hopefully do her, which would be one of my most memorable NYE's.

You're a hopeless ****in romantic, ain't ya?

"I will hopefully do her" ranks as one of the funniest phrases ever written here.

 

[Kid Bro Sweets]

"I will hopefully do her" ranks as one of the funniest phrases ever written here.

Absolutely.

Maybe it's because I haven't struggled to do anyone in a while. I'm >99 percent since 1993 or so.

 

[Moderator1]

No plans. I'll go to bed and it will be 2007 and I'll wake up and it will be 2008.

 

[Jones]

My wife is giant with child and will be in bed by nine.

Thus, my plans are to have a couple of buddies over, hit a bowl the size of a toilet, and laugh like assholes when **** Clark slurs his way into two-shousanth-and-eighth.

Shortly thereafter, I will go to Hell, hopefully just for an evening.

 

[User 1019]

My wife is giant with child and will be in bed by nine.

Thus, my plans are to have a couple of buddies over, hit a bowl the size of a toilet, and laugh like assholes when **** Clark slurs his way into two-shousanth-and-eighth.

Shortly thereafter, I will go to Hell, hopefully just for an evening.

Your night sounds alot like mine. Well, except for the pot.

 

[poindexter]

Based on the overall tenor of the posts on this thread, I thought this pic might brighten things up a little.

 

[NoOneLikesUs]

Tried this week to snag a date for New Years and so far I've got nothing. That said, I'll probably be at home being pissed off and miserable.

 

[Flash]

Darn ... a change of plans ... looks like I'm going to the Flames game instead.

 

[slappy4428]

No plans. I'll go to bed and it will be 2007 and I'll wake up and it will be 2008.

And then again, maybe it won't.
When you old folks go to bed at 6 p.m. cause it's dark, you stand a good chance of waking up like six more times before midnight to pee...