Aggressive attack in Ann Arbor

[Starman]

Watch: Turkey stalking Michigan's North Campus - UPI.com

 

[LongTimeListener]

It's probably a reporter in disguise.

 

[Spartan Squad]

Where is a gun-toting dentist when you need one?

 

[da man]

Watch: Turkey stalking Michigan's North Campus - UPI.com

Before reading it, I thought this was a story from the 1970s.

 

[93Devil]

It's a walking symbol of Michigan athletics this past season.

 

[I Should Coco]

It's A-squred ... a turkey can walk the streets without fear.

A Tofurkey? That's another story.

 

[poindexter]

We're going to have a Michigan Man take care of a Michigan turkey!

 

[Doom and gloom]

Where is a gun-toting dentist when you need one?

Update: PETA is attempting to enroll the turkey as a student at UM.

 

[jr/shotglass]

And it will happen, too, or you'll be seeing blood on the road signs along I-94.

 

[Amy]

I was scared of the flock of wild turkeys that hung out in my yard in Connecticut even before I listened to this episode of This American Life

452: Poultry Slam 2011
Dec 2, 2011
We bring you our sort-of-annual holiday tradition: The Poultry Slam! Stories of what happens when humans and fowl collide, including the tale of one notorious turkey who unleashed a long reign of terror on an unsuspecting neighborhood.

Poultry Slam 2011 | This American Life