Absolutely no shame...

[zeke12]

And shame on the AP, while I'm at it...

http://www.talkingpointsmemo.com/archives/015044.php

 

[sportschick]

 

[ondeadline]

Not picking on Zeke because a lot of people do it. But it would be nice if people would treat thread titles as if they were headlines on your newspaper's Web site. It should give you some idea of what the thread is about.

 

[zeke12]

I could have gone with sc's headline, I suppose...

 

[Fenian_Bastard]

I figured it out instantly.

 

[slappy4428]

It was easy to figure out the who, not the why

 

[Mighty_Wingman]

I can't believe Bush would criticize the Democrats for doing something the Republicans had previously done.

By God, that's hypocrisy! How can politicians be hypocrites! This is an outrage!

 

[zeke12]

Something they had also done is one thing, Winger.

Something they ACTUALLY DID, as in this case, is still beyond the pale.

It's like the AP running a "Gingrich Got a Blowjob" headline in 1998, despite everyone knowing that no one would ever blow a guy named Newt.

 

[Double Down]

It's like the AP running a "Gingrich Got a Blowjob" headline in 1998, despite everyone knowing that no one would ever blow a guy named Newt.

Calista Gingrich agrees. Blow jobs are definitely not part of their agreement.

 

[zeke12]

Why is that crazy ***** staring at me, DD?

Make it stop...

 

[Double Down]

She will only stop when Newt tires of her and decides he needs a fourth wife. I'm sorry, but it will be at least six months before that happens, and likely not until 2009. I suggest a pair of these:

Hopefully you will still be able to see shapes and heat patterns. Good luck.

 

[Oz]

I figured it out instantly.

We knew you would.

 

[Tom Petty]

I can't believe Bush would criticize the Democrats for doing something the Republicans had previously done.

By God, that's hypocrisy! How can politicians be hypocrites! This is an outrage!

why hell yes, oh mighty wingman. you can be so funny sometimes. i get it. you said one thing but actually meant another. witty, really.

what you really meant to say was: kinda like when president clinton sent thousands and thousands of american kids to their deaths for a war motovated by finding WTM that actually weren't there, only to have the company vice president gore was receiving a monthly check from come in on the heels of said violence and clean up all the blood and guts for billions of dollars ... oh wait, never mind.

 

[Fenian_Bastard]

It's like the AP running a "Gingrich Got a Blowjob" headline in 1998, despite everyone knowing that no one would ever blow a guy named Newt.

Calista Gingrich agrees. Blow jobs are definitely not part of their agreement.

Actually, Jane Mayer in the New Yorker once quoted a Gingrich staffer as saying Newtie had roughly the same attitude toward hummers vis a vis adultery that Clinton apparently had.
Must be a southern thing.

 

[zeke12]

Well, my attitude toward banging Marilyn Monroe is the same as JFK's.

My actual gettin' it done is a little different...

 

[Mighty_Wingman]

why hell yes, oh mighty wingman. you can be so funny sometimes. i get it. you said one thing but actually meant another. witty, really.

what you really meant to say was: kinda like when president clinton sent thousands and thousands of american kids to their deaths for a war motovated by finding WTM that actually weren't there, only to have the company vice president gore was receiving a monthly check from come in on the heels of said violence and clean up all the blood and guts for billions of dollars ... oh wait, never mind.

Wait...that's not what I meant to say at all!

 

[Fenian_Bastard]

Well, my attitude toward banging Marilyn Monroe is the same as JFK's.

My actual gettin' it done is a little different...

Her calendar's been pretty open since '62.
Maybe she's not into you.

 

[zeke12]

Well, my attitude toward banging Marilyn Monroe is the same as JFK's.

My actual gettin' it done is a little different...

Her calendar's been pretty open since '62.
Maybe she's not into you.

You think?

What's not to like?

 

[Fenian_Bastard]

Ah, you're alive and she's not.
Jealous *****.

 

[zeke12]

Seems a small hurdle for true love.