A sad day...Winona Ryder is off the market

[Bill Brasky]

Damn, you love a woman from afar, and this is how she treats you.


http://blogs.gettyimages.com/entertainment/2008/02/29/rock-of-love/

 

[sportschick]

She and Johnny Depp were engaged, and didn't make it down the aisle. There's hope for you yet, Bill.

Although you might consider becoming a musician.

 

[Ace]

So there's still a chance.

Good luck, Bill. But keep the valuables out of easy reach.

 

[2muchcoffeeman]

She's so pale, she reflects.

And who's the stooge?

 

[Bill Brasky]

I was at a barbecue a couple of weekends ago and this guy was talking about he and a buddy saw Dave Pirner (ex-Soul Asylum guy) at a bar in New Orleans...Pirner lives down there now. Anyhow, this guy's buddy was bombed and he wanted to ask Pirner what it was like to be in a relationship with Winona Ryder...finally got him out of the bar.

 

[imjustagirl]

I like how, according to the article, he's in the band "Rilo Kelly."

 

[2muchcoffeeman]

I like how, according to the article, he's in the band "Rilo Kelly."

Well, you knew he had to be in a band. It was just a question of "Who's that?" or "Oh yeah, him."

 

[imjustagirl]

Um, yeah, but the point is the group is called "Rilo Kiley."

Not Kelly.

 

[imjustagirl]

Attention Mikey: He was in Salute Your Shorts and Boy Meets World!

 

[imjustagirl]

HOLY CRAP!

The lead singer of Rilo Kiley, whom he dated for several years, was the daughter in Troop Beverly Hills! She was also on Mr. Belvedere, Growing Pains, Baywatch and the Golden Girls!

I like the group and all, but they're all cheesy 80s sitcom rejects.



Sorry if any of the above is well known by all the music people on here. I had no idea who Rilo Kiley was until about four months ago.

 

[2muchcoffeeman]

Um, yeah, but the point is the group is called "Rilo Kiley."

Not Kelly.

Hell, I've never heard of Rilo Kiley or Rilo Kelly.

 

[Football_Bat]

Winona has had a history of romances with rockers ranging from Soul Asylum’s Dave Primer to Counting Crows’ Adam Druitt, prompting former BFF Courtney Love to remark, “You’re no-one in music until you have feuded with me or until you sleep with Winona”.

For me:

Not. Without. A. Full. Body. Condom.

 

[imjustagirl]

I don't know if you'd like Rilo Kiley...but you should check out "The Moneymaker." I play it, on average, 20 times a day.

(LIKELY NSFW)

 

[sportschick]

She's so pale, she reflects.

What do you expect? She spends her days in bars trying to nail band dudes

 

[2muchcoffeeman]

She's so pale, she reflects.

What do you expect? She spends her days in bars trying to nail band dudes

Winona's into pegging? Ew.

I would think she'd be the nailee.

 

[sportschick]

She's so pale, she reflects.

What do you expect? She spends her days in bars trying to nail band dudes

Winona's into pegging? Ew.

I would think she'd be the nailee.

She's into strap-ons, or so I heard. . .

 

[Pancamo]

Article says she dated Counting Crows Adam Druitt. Isn't it Adam Duritz?

 

[Football_Bat]

I don't think Dave Primer is correct either.

 

[mike311gd]

Attention Mikey: He was in Salute Your Shorts and Boy Meets World!

All I needed to see was that pretty face and "Blake" to know that. He was Joey "The Rat," Frankie Stakino's left-hand man -- he was right-handed, but I'm left-handed, so I use that phrase; deal with it -- and Pinsky on Salute Your Shorts.

I can't check IMDB from where I am now, but wasn't his name Blake Sloper? I'm positive it was on Boy Meets World.

Either way, good for you, Winona. You got a steal of a deal.

 

[BYH]

She's so pale, she reflects.

What do you expect? She spends her days in bars trying to nail band dudes

Winona's into pegging? Ew.

I would think she'd be the nailee.

She's into strap-ons, or so I heard. . .

This thread is useless without pictures.