A mohel? A MOHEL?! WE NEED A CHAINSAW!

[Killick]

Fifty-two year old Mexican man says his life is being ruined by his 19-inch penis. Doc says his sitch — including a 10-inch circumference — can be treated by an uber-circumcision.

Trump in panic, trying to figure the dimensions of the wall needed to keep it out of the U.S.

Mexican Man Says 19-Inch Penis Is Destroying His Life

 

[BDC99]

I'll take half.

 

[spikechiquet]

Fifty-two year old Mexican man says his life is being ruined by his 19-inch penis. Doc says his sitch — including a 10-inch circumference — can be treated by an uber-circumcision.

Trump in panic, trying to figure the dimensions of the wall needed to keep it out of the U.S.

Mexican Man Says 19-Inch Penis Is Destroying His Life

And written by "Ron Dicker".

Really?!

 

[Killick]

Oh, geez. Did not notice that.

However...

All together, now: "Dicker?! I barely touched her!"

 

[DanOregon]

I find it amusing that it took until he was 52 for him to reach that conclusion.

 

[Vombatus]

I hope he winds up in prison with Jared, and, you know, sort of rapes him, thus causing Jared to form the belief that he believes that he was prison raped.

 

[Baron Scicluna]

I hope he winds up in prison with Jared, and, you know, sort of rapes him, thus causing Jared to form the belief that he believes that he was prison raped.

He won't need to rape him. Just swing it and whack him upside the head. He'll knock him out like Glass Joe.

 

[Jake_Taylor]

Jesus, what a *****. You don't hear 99 percent of us with a 19-inch penis complaining about it.

 

[Spartan Squad]

Imagine his victims girlfriends felt about like this afterwards ...

 

[Vombatus]

This sounds like the guy Fredo and Johnny Ola saw.

 

[Steak Snabler]

It might just be a coincidence, but HuffPo has a photo gallery posted at the bottom. The first slide is of a horse.

 

[fossywriter8]

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