A head-slapping moment

[Freelance Hack]

So, I'm reading Dennis Dodd's column on Sportsline, and I come across this line.

Long's young son Jacob weighed in with a T-shirt that read, "You Can't Spell Pitino Without N-I-T."

You know, I really should have copyrighted that -- like Pat Riley and three-peat. I probably could have made some money off that.

I'm going sit quietly in my family room, watch the rest of the Mavs-Suns and drink some Buffalo Trace. I don't want to be held responsible for anything else I say tonight, unless it can be copyrighted for my -- and my family's -- personal gain.

 

[Ellis Redding]

I\'ve made a killing on my Kentucky AG T-shirts. People seem to love the porn \'stache. Thanks, Freelance!