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Last year, Jarrett Haley, the founder of a small literary magazine, Bull, gave a selection of the stories to a literary agent, Sandra Dijkstra. A few days after she signed Mr. Dawkins, Ms. Dijkstra sold the stories to Scribner for a low-six-figure advance; Mr. Dawkins’s share goes into an education fund for his children.
 
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Reminds me of the great SNL sketch with Eddie Murphy as Tyrone Green, the Angriest Poet of the Bedford-Stuyvesant School of Poetry. This is the best known segment thereof. The piece -- can't find the whole thing -- begins with Swifty Lazar, literary agent, saying, "I tell my clients: If you commit a crime, we'll talk."
 
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I sure do read more when the politics thread is shuttered.

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Worst part of that is that super dink @YankeeFan is now popping up in disparate forums. I liked him largely confined to the politics thread where he could retweet **** and argue in defense of the moron in chief. Now he's like the undead walking around aimlessly.
 
[QUOTE="QYFW, post: 4253987, member: 149538

I sure do read more when the politics thread is shuttered.
Worst part of that is that super dink @YankeeFan is now popping up in disparate forums. I liked him largely confined to the politics thread where he could retweet **** and argue in defense of the moron in chief. Now he's like the undead walking around aimlessly.[/QUOTE]

In the words of Starman, suck it up.
 
Don't worry folks. The politics thread will re-open soon, and we'll finally have a forum to make fun of how fat and dumb Chris Christie is and discuss how out of touch and ungrateful Nikki Haley is.
 
Don't worry folks. The politics thread will re-open soon, and we'll finally have a forum to make fun of how fad and dumb Chris Christie is and discuss how out of touch and ungrateful Nikki Haley is.

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Don't worry folks. The politics thread will re-open soon, and we'll finally have a forum to make fun of how fat and dumb Chris Christie is and discuss how out of touch and ungrateful Nikki Haley is.

Was it a good move for him to go to the beach, when there was a government shutdown and all state parks and beaches were closed to the public? Is he not a fat slob?
 
Worst part of that is that super dink @YankeeFan is now popping up in disparate forums. I liked him largely confined to the politics thread where he could retweet **** and argue in defense of the moron in chief. Now he's like the undead walking around aimlessly.

In the words of Starman, suck it up.[/QUOTE]
Mkay, John Wayne
 
I'm convinced Starman is actually one of the moderators' alter ego.
 

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