A 90210 spinoff? Really?

[mike311gd]

Brenda?

 

[Dickens Cider]

Brenda?

****.

 

[Mizzougrad96]

Well, based on their careers since the show left, the only one with enough pride not to come back is probably Hillary Swank.

 

[mike311gd]

Brenda?

****.

Oh, Ethan Suplee.

 

[mike311gd]

They had 20 regular characters in the final season. Surely they can assemble enough for a show.

 

[Mizzougrad96]

Well, based on their careers since the show left, the only one with enough pride not to come back is probably Hillary Swank.

If they have a role for a hideous, horsefaced middle-aged woman who looks like a boy, however, she might consider it.

Only if Clint Eastwood is allowed to pull her plug after she becomes a vegetable after Brenda Walsh knocks her into a step stool during a vicious slapfight.

 

[Baron Scicluna]

I might watch it if Joe E. Tata makes an appearance.

 

[mike311gd]

I might watch it if Joe E. Tata makes an appearance.

Mmmm, pie.

 

[Claws for Concern]

Where's Emily Valentine these days?

 

[BYH]

Yeah but that was just a coincidence. We all know she doesn't have the guts to light the match.

 

[BYH]

BTW, the ever-increasing roster of "special guest stars" means, one way or the other, this show will be a hit.

Either nobody wants to see another show about impossibly good-looking "teens" with impossibly non-existent parents enjoying impossibly rich sex lives and the CW morphs the show into a middle-aged version of 90210 (a la what Fox did with Melrose Place and turned it from a Gen X soap opera into Dallas on crack when the ratings lagged in the middle of the first year). Or there's more room on the schedule for impossibly good-looking "teens" with impossibly non-existent parents enjoying impossibly rich sex lives and the reality is guest spots by Garth/Doherty/Ziering/et al are more pathetic than nostalgic.