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Like you said... Nothing surprises me anymore...

People are offering sex for football tix on Craigslist and people have tried to auction off their virginity on eBay...

Nothing surprises me anymore...
 
I'm gonna go with fake.


It's anonymous so we'll never know whether she actually kills herself.
 
After reading some of those blogs and watching her YouTube dress video ... I dare anyone to tell me these lyrics don't fit, someway, somehow.

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She grew up in a Indiana town,
Had a good lookin’ mama who never was around.
But she grew up tall and she grew up right
With them Indiana boys on an Indiana night.

Well she moved down here at the age of eighteen,
She blew the boys away; was more than they’d seen.
I was introduced and we both started groovin’
She said, “I dig you, baby, but I got to keep movin’ - on.
Keep movin’ on.”

Last dance with Mary Jane, one more time to kill the pain.
I feel summer creepin’ in and I’m tired of this town again.

Well I don’t know but I’ve been told, you never slow down, you never grow old.
I’m tired of screwin’ up, tired of goin’ down,
Tired of myself, tired of this town,
Oh my, my, oh hell yes - Honey put on that party dress.
Buy me a drink, sing me a song,
Take me as I come . cause I can’t stay long.

There’s pigeons down on Market Square,
She’s standing in her underwear.
Lookin’ down from a hotel room,
Nightfall will be coming soon.
Oh my, my, oh hell yes, you got to put on that party dress.
It was too cold to cry, when I woke up alone.
I hit my last number, I walked to the road.
 
Nothing says look at me, talk to me, comfort me like talking about killing yourself.

If she was going to do it, why did she keep her job?
 
John said:
Nothing says look at me, talk to me, comfort me like talking about killing yourself.

If she was going to do it, why did she keep her job?

Razorblades ain't cheap, you know.
 
This reminds me of a countdown on the radio when I was younger. This country station suddenly went into countdown mode from 965 or something and by the time it got to zero, my entire family's interest was piqued. It just turned into a change of format from country to rap. I bet this is something like a countdown until she gets a makeover or something.
 
I don't know, Mike, this might be someone vulnerable enough to sleep with you.

Anyone remember cutoffmyfeet.com like six or seven years ago? A guy who had supposedly become paralyzed in the lower legs from an accident, insurance wouldn't pay for amputation and prosthetics for him to walk, so he was going to cut his legs off with a homemade guillotine and charge $20 to watch, the money going toward prosthetic limbs. The big day came and went, and he extended the deadline a couple of times with excuses, then I think he just disappeared.
 
I may be stepping on Ace's toes, but I'm counting down the days until I get hired by the Plain Dealer. I bought a new stack of notebooks and everything.
 
ArnoldBabar said:
I don't know, Mike, this might be someone vulnerable enough to sleep with you.

Anyone remember cutoffmyfeet.com like six or seven years ago? A guy who had supposedly become paralyzed in the lower legs from an accident, insurance wouldn't pay for amputation and prosthetics for him to walk, so he was going to cut his legs off with a homemade guillotine and charge $20 to watch, the money going toward prosthetic limbs. The big day came and went, and he extended the deadline a couple of times with excuses, then I think he just disappeared.

If only, sir.
 
MartinEnigmatica said:
I may be stepping on Ace's toes, but I'm counting down the days until I get hired by the Plain Dealer. I bought a new stack of notebooks and everything.

I don't think you're good enough.
 

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