40-year-old coach marries 16-year-old student

[beefncheddar]

http://abcnews.go.com/GMA/Story?id=3305652&page=1

I'm not sure who to send Starman after first: the coach or the parents

 

[cake in the rain]

The parents "had no choice" but to sign the consent form??

Uhh, they could have just refused. If they made their daughter wait a couple years, maybe she would have grown out of her crush.

 

[Jim Tom Pinch]

HS Track coach marries 16 year old athlete

Sorry if I'm d_bing.

http://abcnews.go.com/GMA/story?id=3305652&page=1

Trouble apparently started when parents named girl Windy.

 

[beefncheddar]

Re: HS Track coach marries 16 year old athlete

Gotcha by four minutes, d_b. ;D

http://www.sportsjournalists.com/forum/threads/43377/

 

[PhilaYank36]

Damn you, I was just about to post that! You *******!

Anyway, that is both a sickening and sad story if I ever read one. Hell, it's my personal belief that you shouldn't get married until you're 22 b/c you're still learning how the hell to figure out this world. Has anyone ever checked to see if this guy has a history with child molestation or something? Yeesh!

 

[Songbird]

The 40-year-old (screws the) Virgin.

 

[Perry White]

The only other link I could find: http://www.wwaytv3.com/high_school_coach_resigns_marries_teen/06/2007

See also: http://www.wwaytv3.com/letters_emails_and_texts_give_insight_into_relationship_between_teen_and_her_coach/06/2007

 

[Songbird]

Did you see the look on the coach's face?

The last 2 graphs in the story are pretty good:

Windy and her new husband would not comment for this story, but the Hagers realize what they've lost.

"She could have done anything," Betty said. "She could have set the world on fire. She threw it all away.

 

[User 1019]

I wish I could say more, but this is a sad, sad story. That girl has most likely thrown her life away.

 

[dooley_womack1]

The only other link I could find: http://www.wwaytv3.com/high_school_coach_resigns_marries_teen/06/2007

See also: http://www.wwaytv3.com/letters_emails_and_texts_give_insight_into_relationship_between_teen_and_her_coach/06/2007

The first link has a darn good father-daughter picture. Doesn't have the same nice feel as a husband-wife pic, tho.

 

[beefncheddar]

Dear perverts,

Just so you know, my daughter is going to be 16 in 12 years. And if any of you then-to-be-40-year-olds want to try something, I will chop your balls off. I'll take my chances that a jury will go easy on me.

 

[dooley_womack1]

No worries; a_f doesn't post anymore.

 

[Jim Tom Pinch]

Re: HS Track coach marries 16 year old athlete

As soon as I posted it, I thought "What if someone put it on the sports and news board?"

I'm so ashamed

 

[Ronnie "Z-Man" Barzell]

Re: HS Track coach marries 16 year old athlete

Trouble apparently started when parents named girl Windy.

They were probably just huge Association fans.

 

[Cansportschick]

I see this marriage ending in divorce real fast ::) .
The parents should not have signed the consent. Give it a couple of months, maybe a year and then they will be back in the news regarding their impending divorce.

(Sick, really :o )

 

[Mayfly]

Paging CradleRobber. CradleRobber to the white courtesy phone.

 

[poindexter]

They're registered at Wal-Mart. I'm getting "The O.C.: The Complete Seasons 1 & 2" for her, and a truckload of condoms for him.

 

[Corky Ramirez up on 94th St.]

Re: HS Track coach marries 16 year old athlete

Trouble apparently started when parents named girl Windy.

They were probably just huge Association fans.

Less than half the board will understand that response, but brav-<i>o</i>, Z-man.

 

[Oz]

"School officials can't be responsible for what happens the other hours of the day, and I would think the relationship developed much more outside of school," said Brian Shaw, an attorney for the school district.

Nice to see the school district take some responsibility for a coach on their payroll who digs 14 year olds. I wonder what the attorney said when it's pointed out that this "marriage" never would have happened without the coach driving the student home from after-school practices.

And those parents never should have signed the consent until she was at least 18.

 

[Mighty_Wingman]

Re: HS Track coach marries 16 year old athlete

That was pretty solid.

But you lose points because I'm going to have that song stuck in my head for the rest of the day.

:D