2010 World Cup Running Thread.

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Paul: The first millionaire octopus? By Peter Wilkinson
July 13, 2010 -- Updated 1447 GMT London, England (CNN) -- Before the World Cup started, few could have foretold that one of the biggest winners of the tournament would be a psychic octopus. But now Paul, who correctly predicted the outcome of eight matches in a row, is on course to be the world's first millionaire octopus. The mystic mollusc is retiring from the prediction business while he's ahead, his owner Sea Life announced on Tuesday. But as the company considers offers to "spread Paul's fame even further, without involving the canny cephalod directly" marketing experts say it could earn millions by selling his image for advertising products and services.

PR guru Max Clifford, best known for generating tabloid headlines such as "Freddie Starr ate my hamster," believes Paul, who was born in England, has ended his soothsaying days at exactly the right time. "Obviously his 100 percent record is remarkable but the minute he gets it wrong it all disappears," Clifford told CNN.

Now Paul could star in light-hearted commercials. "If you get it right, and remember Paul has had worldwide success ... you're talking about an earning potential of £2 or £3 million (up to $4.5 million), maybe more. It's got to bring a smile to everybody's face. You've got the world's first multimillion-pound octopus here.

Another expert agreed, saying there was no limit to the ways in which Paul could be marketed. "Obviously he has a short shelf life but there are many options," said Allyson Stewart-Allen, director of London-based International Marketing Partners. http://edition.cnn.com/2010/BUSINESS/07/13/paul.the.octopus.marketing/?hpt=C1&fbid=NK3QrtYsKbL

 

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Bobbi Eden Oral Sex Pledge Falls Through At World Cup
Posted: 07-12-10 05:10 PM
Bobbi Eden, the porn star who appeared to offer widespread oral sex in the event of a Dutch World Cup victory, is disappointed after her team lost to Spain in the final on Sunday.

The blonde sex actress previously promised on Twitter that she would "give a beej to all my followers," and the pornographic pledge nearly came to fruition: the Netherlands advanced to the World Cup final and came within minutes of a shootout with Spain, but ultimately forfeited a dramatic goal with just minutes remaining in extra time.

Eden was noticeably upset on Twitter when the Netherlands lost, writing, "Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!" She also made clear that she was "bummed," tweeting that "I am really bummed" and "Damn i'm bummed." Still, despite the fact that her oral oath went up in flames, Eden promises to "team up" with fellow porn star Vicky Vette to "do something for our followers! Only for followers!"

Scroll down to see some of Eden's tweets.
Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!
less than a minute ago via web
Bobbi Eden

I am really bummed
we will try it again another time! #teambj rules and you rule!!!!!
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/07/12/bobbi-eden-oral-sex-pledg_n_643537.html

 

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As someone who covered Super Bowls XX, XXII and XXIV (combined score: winners 143-losers 30), I must point out that judging the artistic merit of an entire sport based on one championship game is a really silly thing to do.

I see part of what's being said as technical blundering (which Super Bowls have had tendencies to do and I'm not talking about the halftime shows). I also see it being about 1-0 games decided in extra time or shootouts. In the land where TV rules, they bite nails over whether Joe Public will stay mesmerized in front of a set when he finds out he can skip an hour of the game and not really miss anything.

The same Joe Public will feel his pants getting tight while he waxes poetic about a low-scoring baseball game.

Not everybody has to like every sport. There are a few I don't like. The remaining soccer holdouts are just that: people who just happen to not like the sport.

All I'm saying is personally speaking, give me a few goals, something to keep me from going to the fridge, bathroom, out to finish mowing the lawn without the fear that I might miss something if I do.

That's the thing about soccer, Print.
Go ahead, go to the bathroom, the fridge, etc.
Do it, and you could miss the moment the entire game turns.
With soccer, you just never know when that moment is coming. That's what makes it such a spectacular sport.
And it only requires about 110 minutes of your time, including a 15-minute break to transact whatever business you've got to take care of.

 

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As someone who covered Super Bowls XX, XXII and XXIV (combined score: winners 143-losers 30), I must point out that judging the artistic merit of an entire sport based on one championship game is a really silly thing to do.

I see part of what's being said as technical blundering (which Super Bowls have had tendencies to do and I'm not talking about the halftime shows). I also see it being about 1-0 games decided in extra time or shootouts. In the land where TV rules, they bite nails over whether Joe Public will stay mesmerized in front of a set when he finds out he can skip an hour of the game and not really miss anything.

The same Joe Public will feel his pants getting tight while he waxes poetic about a low-scoring baseball game.

Not everybody has to like every sport. There are a few I don't like. The remaining soccer holdouts are just that: people who just happen to not like the sport.

All I'm saying is personally speaking, give me a few goals, something to keep me from going to the fridge, bathroom, out to finish mowing the lawn without the fear that I might miss something if I do.

That's the thing about soccer, Print.
Go ahead, go to the bathroom, the fridge, etc.
Do it, and you could miss the moment the entire game turns.
With soccer, you just never know when that moment is coming. That's what makes it such a spectacular sport.
And it only requires about 110 minutes of your time, including a 15-minute break to transact whatever business you've got to take care of.

DVR
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[Twoback]

Well, yeah, if you've really gotta pee.

 

[Birdscribe]

Going to offer the opposing perspective of a relative soccer neophyte. I don't pay attention to the game outside of every few years, and I played football in college, so I was raised on a steady diet of the big American sports. But I'm getting more and more sucked in. I loved this World Cup. I'm disappointed I couldn't watch more of it. Yeah, the final was a bit of a clunker, but to be honest, I didn't mind. I sort of like that Spain had to prove their toughness against a physical team like the Dutch. To be honest, I thought Germany went out like whimps in their semifinal. They never had a rough challenge, never tried to dictate the game's action, and just let Spain play hot potato for 90 minutes. Soccer is about finesse, obviously, but there is a definite physicality to some teams and I think the fact that made Spain a deserving champion is they were able to grind and fight and not get rattled by a team that tried to push them around and intimidate them. They fought back. They were tested. They remained relatively composed and won. I was rooting for the Dutch because I'm Dutch, but Spain is a worthy champion. It wasn't pretty, but as Game 7 of this year's NBA Finals proved, sometimes desperation is really ugly.

I think one thing that's been a bit of an adjustment for me as a red-meat eating American is accepting the fact that a guy who is 5-foot-7 like Messi or Villa really can be the best player on the field. That's still amazing to me. I think as Americans, we like size and strength, and we are used to considering little guys to be plucky overachievers. Most non-soccer followers, especially if you never get any exposure to the game outside the World Cup, can't quite wrap our brains around the idea that someone like Messi could be the Albert Pujols or LeBron James of his sport.

The diving still bothers me. I know it's all part of the game, and on teams who do it often, it's considered "clever" instead of disgraceful. That's just something that I'm going to have to learn to accept, I think, because it's never going away. I think the frustrations over it are much worse at the World Cup because there is an obvious xenophobic projection involved. I dislike divers, and Italy dives a lot, thus my frustrations become about all Italians instead of just Daniele de Rossi, whose diving was embarrassing at times. (I know they're your boys, Piotr, and that other teams dive too. But the smarm with which the Azzuri dive is infuriating.) The same is probably true of Ghana's nonsense in the U.S. game. It just seems like it's dishonorable to consistently "pretend" you're hurt to gain an advantage. No amount of lecturing about soccer culture or talk of NBA flopping will convince me otherwise. But it's a small part of the game and I'm just going to have to live with it.

I hate the idea of changing the rules to interest more Americans. Hate it. And I think it's funny that some Americans get so ANGRY at the suggestion that soccer doesn't need American fans in any way shape or form. It really doesn't though. It already has their corporate money. And for American companies like Nike, business is booming in Europe and South America. I was interviewing one of the Nike higher ups a few months ago for a story and he said a lot of their efforts right now are focused in Europe because it's a huge growth market for them. The fact that American fans would rather watch American football is sort of irrelevant. They're making just as much profit in Europe right now selling soccer shoes as the are selling football cleats.

I'm convinced now that I'd love to cover a World Cup. I love the spectacle, the tradition, the excitement and the heartbreak of it all. Watching reaction shots of Donovan's goal was just awesome. It doesn't mean I'll watch EPL games, because I wouldn't have the first damn clue who to cheer for or how to pick a team, but I'm fascinated by the act of playing for your country. It's such a bummer to see NBA players grumble -- at least prior to 2008 -- about playing for the Olympic team, and show so little passion if they do decide to play. It honestly took a cutthroat competitor like Kobe Bryant to whip everyone's ass into shape to get the players to actually care again about Olympic hoops. I love the fact that, for the most part, soccer players relish the chance to play for their national team. They live for it. Yeah, maybe England and France proved this year that selfish, talented players take it for granted or can't figure out how to work together, but for the most part, when teams lost, they were devastated. Maradona said Argentina's loss this year was one of the worst days of his life. He's a crazy ******* -- a liar, a crook, a drunk, an addict and a dickhead -- but I'll watch any sport that has someone who CARES as much as El Diego. I can't wait for Brazil in 2014. I only hope I can figure out a way to see it in person.

This whole thing is beautiful, DD.
But I've got an easy answer about which team you should follow in the Premier League.
Liverpool. Arsenal.
All the cool dudes who love watching the game played the way it's supposed to be played follow Liverpool Arsenal.

What he said, DD. Very well stated.

But it required some fixing. :)

And since I've been out of pocket in these parts for the last week due to work, I don't know if this has been broached in the meandering of this subject. If so, I apologize for the DB.

If not, here's a great way to win a bar bet: Name the only team in the 2010 World Cup to go undefeated.

A: Those gritty, 22nd-place KIWIS! 0-0-3.