10 things I couldn't care less about

[Sam Mills 51]

Your fantasy baseball/football/basketball team

You get off S-P's account this instant!

;D

 

[spnited]

Your fantasy baseball/football/basketball team

You get off S-P's account this instant!

;D

I have hired slappy as my official spokesman.
You may subscribe to my newsletter (written by slappy, of course) if you'd like.

 

[forever_town]

Fnord!

 

[cougargirl]

Duke-UNC basketball.
Or, for that matter, Duke-UNC anything.
Unnecessary drama.
People I didn't get along with in the past who are now sending me "friend" requests on facebook. (No, thank you.)
The Jonas Brothers. Miley Cyrus, too. Hilary Duff can also be lumped into that group.
The SI swimsuit issue. (Where's The Hockey News swimsuit issue?)
The blather of the local talking heads on the evening news.

 

[pallister]

Anonymous message board posters

 

[shotglass]

4. Stories about your golf round.

Oh, that is SO true.

 

[HandsomeHarley]

NASCAR
Horseracing
High school cheerleading
High school dance
Anything below varsity sports in high school
The woman who got a free house from Obama
What Joba Chamberlain has to say
Tiger Woods' new baby
Who's dating/divorcing/living with/engaged to/having babies with who in Hollywood

 

[sportschick]

Professional wrestling (sorry Harley, your name sparked my memory!)
Skeleton
Who your kid is dating/****ing/whatevering or where he's going to school
Baseball
The Cyrus family

 

[micropolitan guy]

Any and all things celebutard-related, starting with the skanky, anorexic Olson twins, ending with supersized Jessica Simpson, and including Brangelina and all things inbetween.

And any story about the "glorious history and tradition" of Notre-freaking-Dame football and its jagoff of a head coach.

 

[slappy4428]

Ryan Adams and Mandy Moore being engaged

 

[dooley_womack1]

Professional wrestling (sorry Harley, your name sparked my memory!)
Skeleton
Who your kid is dating/****ing/whatevering or where he's going to school
Baseball
The Cyrus family

Shockey just felt a shot whizz by and doesn't know why.

 

[Hiro]

sports

 

[PCLoadLetter]

-- Oregon men's basketball this season

The Oregon men's basketball team seems to share your view this season.

 

[RossLT]

-- Any and all seasons of Lost

I heart you, Ducky.

 

[HandsomeHarley]

Professional wrestling (sorry Harley, your name sparked my memory!)
Skeleton
Who your kid is dating/****ing/whatevering or where he's going to school
Baseball
The Cyrus family

Well, at least I can still spark something in a woman. ;)

 

[dooley_womack1]

--Anything about Grey's Anatomy, other than Heigl in underwear

 

[Sam Mills 51]

1) Celebrity crap, especially those like Paris Hilton and such.
2) NASCAR, especially now that Brian France has tried to fix something that wasn't broken.
3) The NBA. Love basketball and freely acknowledge the athletes are better than ever. But it's not basketball, there's little teamwork and it's largely turned into garbage.
4) Other people's sex lives, relationships and such ... unless you're a close friend and there's an issue well worth discussion.
5) Major League Baseball. See "steroids" and MLB's denial of everything ... tragic.
6) Flashy athletes. Do your job, shut up and show a little gratitude ... most of you are paid more than the great unwashed can possibly fathom.
7) Your fantasy team (that's for you, S-P - and Slappy, too)
8 ) TV poker. Fine to play in personal settings. Don't need analysis on this on TV. And Norman Chad isn't very funny.
9) Musical acts in which music isn't being performed. Too many to list these days ...
10) Unnecessary drama. Need I say more?

 

[User 1019]

1.) Your son/daughter's youth baseball/softball team.
2.) You fly an attack helicopter
3.) That you're an Iraq/Afghanistan vet (all three of the above reference stickers on car windows)
3.) Politics
4.) Your boss
5.) Your baby mama/gf/bf/baby daddy drama
6.) What kind of car you drive
7.) The NBA
8.) The NFL
9.)
10.)

 

[zimbabwe]

1. Anything any celebrity is doing.
2. Reality television.

 

[Trey Beamon]

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Some West Virginian you are. :D