1,500 Twitter users are idiots

[Inky_Wretch]

For following Max Armstrong, Lance's 2-day-old son. What are his updates? Pooped. Slept! Boob for dinner.

 

[I Digress]

You've just described one of the greatest fantasies of many American men.....

 

[Giggity]

A lot more than 1,500 of them are idiots.

 

[lono]

You've just described one of the greatest fantasies of many American men.....

You make that sound like a bad thing.

 

[Pete Incaviglia]

Only 1,500?

 

[RickStain]

Someone set up a prenatal twitter account. They hooked up sensors to their wife's stomach while she was pregnant, and whenever the baby kicked, it would automatically send out a twitter "XXX kicked mommy at X:XX p.m."

 

[jlee]

You've just described one of the greatest fantasies of many American men.....

Jeez, I just spit out my oatmeal laughing there. OK, so I was laughing in agreement.

 

[ondeadline]

Ty Lawson's toe has 364 followers.

 

[dreunc1542]

I'm wondering if the Door has a Twitter account.

 

[Freelance Hack]

I bet Max is twice the man his dad is.

 

[Batman]

I thought there were way more than 1,500 Twitter users.

 

[AMacIsaac]

For following Max Armstrong, Lance's 2-day-old son. What are his updates? Pooped. Slept! Boob for dinner.

You read it. I didn't.

 

[Inky_Wretch]

For following Max Armstrong, Lance's 2-day-old son. What are his updates? Pooped. Slept! Boob for dinner.

You read it. I didn't.

I'm so going to un-Follow you for that.

 

[MacDaddy]

I thought there were way more than 1,500 Twitter users.

Funny, that was my first thought, too.

 

[AMacIsaac]

For following Max Armstrong, Lance's 2-day-old son. What are his updates? Pooped. Slept! Boob for dinner.

You read it. I didn't.

I'm so going to un-Follow you for that.

You so are not.

 

[Chef]

Chef's toe has 364 followers.

 

[BYH]

I'd get on Twitter just to follow Chef.

6:15: Getting a little drunk. Might try to repair my ACL 2nite. Got a chainsaw. Wish me luck.