We won't have Justin Bieber to kick around anymore

[Football_Bat]

Announces on Twitter he's retiring from "music." (Quotations are mine.)

http://www.nme.com/news/justin-bieber/74589

 

[HanSenSE]

It's a Festivus miracle!

 

[waterytart]

Hookers and blow take up a lot of time.

 

[Baron Scicluna]

Three months from now, we'll be seeing a bunch of breathless stories about his "comeback".

 

[Starman]

Word hits the malls:

http://youtu.be/SXh7JR9oKVE

 

[Chef2]

Three months from now, we'll be seeing a bunch of breathless stories about his "comeback".

Yep. Just as soon as he gets out of rehab.

 

[jr/shotglass]

His comeback polka album in 2023 will be a must-listen.

 

[BitterYoungMatador2]

His comeback polka album in 2023 will be a must-listen.

 

[NoOneLikesUs]

Nothing more than attention whoring. ****er was tweeting messages about how this was just a hoax to stick it to the media and then quickly deleting them.

 

[dooley_womack1]

Bieber's retirement would be a blow to the status of female artists everywhere.

 

[pressboxer]

I can only hope we'll all manage to somehow move on with our lives in spite of this "news."