zach hampel has a blog

[zagoshe]

I think he should get press box credentials myself.
After alll..Jayson Blair! Deadspin! Sports Guy! Future! Damn MSM!
Gurgle, gurgle...meeeeeeeep!

Beat me to it -- I can't imagine why MLB isn't falling all over itself to get this guy in the press box. I mean, he's creative, developed a good concept, has 100,000 readers and is beating the pants off the newspapers in terms of ball coverage.....

 

[PhilaYank36]

I hope not. This kid already scares the hell out of me.

Trust me, there isn't an intimidating bone in his body. I just pity the poor kid. There's nothing more irritating in the world than him trying to tell a Yankee fan that A-Rod is the greatest player ever and deserves all that money.

 

[slappy4428]

Was sent a suggestion that I go to youtube and look at his thing from CBS....

Wow.

Glad his mom has a basement...

 

[PhilaYank36]

Yeah, but he has to share it with Buffalo Bill.

Not only that, but him catching Bonds' ball makes him a complete and total hypocrite. The kid has repeatedly stated how much he detests Bonds and everything that he's done.

 

[Sxysprtswrtr]

• Oh, did I mention the dude is single?

I would love to see the reactions of the women he brings home.

"So these are my baseballs."
"I have to go now."

Reminds me of the "Everybody Loves Raymond" episode when Robert was dating a chick who was HEAVY into frogs and had them all over her bedroom. Robert tried escaping out of her bedroom window! haha!

 

[pallister]

She even ate flies.

 

[PhilaYank36]

I wonder what would happen if he came home one day and found that all of his balls were missing. And yes, there is a double meaning in that statement.

 

[CentralIllinoisan]

Don't be surprised if we get a "newbie" here soon that defends him. Or he may come as himself ... the new JDV?

 

[Mayfly]

Do you know how I know he's gay? He likes balls in his face.

 

[JBHawkEye]

I think he should get press box credentials myself.
After alll..Jayson Blair! Deadspin! Sports Guy! Future! Damn MSM!
Gurgle, gurgle...meeeeeeeep!

I think he should get press box credentials myself.
After alll..Jayson Blair! Deadspin! Sports Guy! Future! Damn MSM!
Gurgle, gurgle...meeeeeeeep!

Beat me to it as well.

But then, in the press box, he can't knock over little kids to get his baseballs.

 

[hockeybeat]

What. A. Douchebag.

 

[PhilaYank36]

Let me just put it out there for everyone: I personally do not like this guy. Not a mean, malicious jerk like most of the people we dump on here, but I can't stand how he goes about things and conducts himself as a baseball "fan."

 

[JBHawkEye]

According to his blog, he did get a press credential.

I read two posts. I could not read more.

 

[PhilaYank36]

Right now, I don't give a **** about outing myself: can you imagine having to work with him? The dude has like the baseball strain of Peter Pan syndrome.

 

[BYH]

He was on Mets Weekly this week with some puppet host named the Kooz.

He made the Kooz tolerable.

You, Zach, are a complete ****ing loser. Get a life.

 

[PhilaYank36]

If Ichiro signed with the Mets this off-season, you'd see a big spike in Kleenex sales in the Queens area. To think this jackass has two books, a blog, gotten on TV multiple times and has the gall to charge people HUNDREDS OF DOLLARS to come to a game with him, it all makes me very disgusted he even is associated with professional baseball.

If anyone sees him at a game and you have the luck of a ball coming nearby the two of you, use it as an excuse to clock the fool in the jaw. Maybe it'll knock some sense into him & he'll realize an obsession like this need professional psychiatric help.

 

[imjustagirl2]

Mmmmmmmmmmm Ichiro.


And point of fact: it's apparently Hample. Though I'd never heard of him until this thread.

 

[PhilaYank36]

That is correct, Madame IJAG. Still, this guy needs a few sessions w/ Dr. Melfi.