You've given enough thanks.

[Versatile]

What are you not grateful for this year?

In no particular order:

Fingernails.
Vegans.
Cancer.
Mosquitoes.
Elmo.
Moving.
Texas A&M.
Peach iced tea.
Taco Bell.
Allergies.
Body hair.
Reality television.
Friends with girlfriends.
Mark Sanchez.
Banks.
Midget porn.
Storms.
Other drivers.
And Hitler.

 

[joe]

What are you not grateful for this year?

In no particular order:

Fingernails. Pick nose.
Vegans. More meat for me.
Cancer. Uh, no.
Mosquitoes. Better than chiggers.
Elmo. Worse than Dora.
Moving. Sucks a dog's ass.
Texas A&M. Beat Alabama, will dumptruck Mizzou.
Peach iced tea. Regular iced tea, unsweetened.
Taco Bell. **** no.
Allergies. Ugh.
Body hair. I'm not shaving my chest.
Reality television. A pox — smallpox — on Survivor island.
Friends with girlfriends. Ain't happening.
Mark Sanchez. Sucks worse than Tony Romo, and that's saying something.
Banks. Have almost none of my money — because I don't have any.
Midget porn. What?
Storms. Summer thunderstorms rule.
Other drivers. Suck.
And Hitler. It's not springtime yet.

 

[Riptide]

ESPN keeps bringing back Lou Holtz and **** Vitale.
And Joe Buck thinks he's something special. These guys ruin TV.

 

[Tom Petty]

armchairqb.

 

[Uncle.Ruckus]

Will second the moving one.

Also, outofplace and his incessant desire to ruin thread after thread with his pointless, semantic drivel.

 

[YGBFKM]

Mike Tice, J'Marcus Webb and Gabe Carimi.

 

[Buck]

What's the beef with fingernails and body hair?
No 'thumbs down' to back fat and ankle sprains?

Both of those were rhetorical. Please, don't answer.

 

[outofplace]

Will second the moving one.

Also, outofplace and his incessant desire to ruin thread after thread with his pointless, semantic drivel.

Given your history, complaining about anybody trying to mess up this site is beyond comical.

What exactly do you do here other than post silly pictures and stalk me?

 

[User 1019]

Afghanistan.

 

[Versatile]

What's the beef with fingernails and body hair?
No 'thumbs down' to back fat and ankle sprains?

Both of those were rhetorical. Please, don't answer.

Without back fat, we wouldn't have bacon.

I'm pro-back fat.

 

[Lieslntx]

I agree with all but the Vegans and Taco Bell. It is the only thing close to my house that is open after midnight. Sometimes, you've just gotta do what you gotta do. (Plus, my vegetarian daughter can get food there, so it's a win-win.)

 

[Baron Scicluna]

Mitt Romney
Paul Ryan
Michelle Bachmann
Newt Gingrich
Donald Trump
Rush Limbaugh
Sean Hannity
Ann Coulter
Karl Rove
Grover Norquist
David Koch

 

[MCbamr]

Peach tea is wonderful.

 

[dixiehack]

People who can't keep politics on the right thread
People who lose my remote control
A mattress that didn't stay comfortable nearly as long as it should have
Esophagitus and all the grilled chicken I have to eat because of it
Colonoscopy
A CBS affiliate that ignores the Titans
Unemployment
Marital strife
And Hitler

 

[Versatile]

Peach tea is wonderful.

Do you like Hitler as well?

 

[Versatile]

I agree with all but the Vegans and Taco Bell. It is the only thing close to my house that is open after midnight. Sometimes, you've just gotta do what you gotta do. (Plus, my vegetarian daughter can get food there, so it's a win-win.)

Taco Bell's late hours are precisely why I curse it. Fourth meal prevents sleep and kills puppies.

 

[ColdCat]

a town without a B-Dubs
a town where last call is 1:30
moving
being single
air travel
the NFL rule that if you challenge a scoring play it cannot be reviewed at all, even if it was clear that the running back's f&^king elbow hit the f&^king turf at his own 30

 

[Lieslntx]

the NFL rule that if you challenge a scoring play it cannot be reviewed at all, even if it was clear that the running back's f&^king elbow hit the f&^king turf at his own 30

I enjoyed the winning side of this, but I 100% agree with you on it not being right.

 

[Flying Headbutt]

The Fox NFL announcers
The common cold
Snow
vegetarians
PETA
fake tits
traffic tie ups
punting on 4th and 1
torn ACLs
Bud Selig
Gary Bettman
Roger Goodell

 

[Oggiedoggie]

Hearing loss in loved ones.

Oh, I'm still thankful that those folks are still around.

It's just that, after finishing spending a bit of time with them, I catch myself almost yelling at people who have no hearing loss whatsoever. They begin looking at me funny and I realize that I'm doing it, again.