Your Marriage Proposal, should you choose to accept it....

[outofplace]

http://sports.yahoo.com/nfl/blog/shutdown_corner/post/Roy-Williams-wants-to-get-back-the-ring-he-maile?urn=nfl-wp3160

So Roy Williams sends a recorded marriage proposal, complete with $75,000 ring, $5,000 in cash and a baseball for the girl's brother by mail. I guess he thought it was romantic? Dude, you're out of middle school. It's time to get past passing notes to the girl you like.

To make it more fun, she turns him down and refuses to return the ring. She tells him he lost it, but it turns out her father has it, so Williams is taking her to court to get it back.

Ah..love...

 

[Gutter]

Of course, she turned him down ... her fortune told her to do so.

 

[Moose A. Moose]

Well, in her defense, Roy Williams once famously turned down a proposal, too.

And, he did wind up accepting it a few years later.

Oh wait, that's another Roy Williams.