WTF is wrong with people, chapter too many to count

[Moderator1]

Sick - and in my old burg though sadly it happens elsewhere, too

http://wtvr.com/2013/12/03/teen-caught-having-sex-with-dog/

 

[YankeeFan]

I wish I hadn't even read the URL. Not clicking on that link.

 

[Boom_70]

This is part of Al Qaeda's master plan. First they blow up our buildings
and planes. Now their effin our dogs.

 

[TheSportsPredictor]

Man's best friend with benefits.

 

[Double J]

Doggie style.

 

[Steak Snabler]

That story is four paragraphs, three of which tell us (and then re-tell us) that the owner can't believe what he saw. In the fourth and final paragraph, they tell what he saw ... sort of.

Also "crime against nature" is a great euphemism.

 

[Moderator1]

While I find the whole thing disgusting and repulsive, I will admit I wondered if he had to buy the dog a can of Alpo first.

Does the third date rule apply with canine companions?

 

[amraeder]

While I find the whole thing disgusting and repulsive, I will admit I wondered if he had to buy the dog a can of Alpo first.

Does the third date rule apply with canine companions?

I seem to remember hearing about this type of foreplay. If I recall, you have to knick-nack, then paddywack, before you can give a dog a bone.

 

[Steak Snabler]

I hear the dog liked it "ruff."

 

[Moderator1]

One plus to dating a dog, I suppose, is they don't get all bent out of shape if you're seeing other dogs.

 

[Baron Scicluna]

I guess the teen wanted a leg up on his friends.

 

[Double J]

While I find the whole thing disgusting and repulsive, I will admit I wondered if he had to buy the dog a can of Alpo first.

Does the third date rule apply with canine companions?

I seem to remember hearing about this type of foreplay. If I recall, you have to knick-nack, then paddywack, before you can give a dog a bone.

There's a souvenir for the fans on Waveland Avenue.

 

[93Devil]

He's lucky to be breaking things off with her.

I heard she was a real *****.

 

[93Devil]

She was a six... but in dog hot, that's like 42.

 

[93Devil]

She was a classy dog, though. Dinner, movie, Petsmart...

 

[Evil ... Thy name is Orville Redenbacher!!]

This is what happens when you hump the wrong person's leg.

She was begging asking for it.

 

[Dick Whitman]

This guy has sex with birds so often that he "inspired a state law."

http://www.nwitimes.com/news/local/lake/lowell/man-with-history-of-abusing-animals-charged-again/article_ebcf2dea-adaa-533a-8672-1ac07fd8255f.html

 

[Boom_70]

Catherine the Great is still the clubhouse leader in terms of
sex with animals.

 

[Steak Snabler]

"We went to Tijuana, Mexico, you know?

"And we thought it would be fun, you know, to go to a show. Everybody says you gotta check out one of these shows. And… it’s a woman f***in’ a horse.

"We get there and we think it’s gonna be awesome and… it is not as cool as it sounds like it’s gonna be. It’s kinda gross.

You think 'a woman f***in’ a horse' and you get there and… it’s a woman f***in’ a horse. It was really giving it to her.

"And you know what? To be honest I just felt bad for her, we all just felt bad for her.

"I kinda felt bad for the horse."

 

[Boom_70]

Everyone laughed when Rick Santorum predicted this would happen.