World's Chillest Man?

[Inky_Wretch]

Robber comes into a St. Louis bar with a rifle and a patron just sits there, smoking a cigarette and refusing to give up his phone or wallet.

World's Chillest Man Lights Cigarette at Gunpoint During St. Louis Bar Robbery

 

[poindexter]

Jesus, that is awesome.

 

[swingline]

I hate to shatter your ego, but this ain't the first time I've had a gun pulled on me.

 

[Batman]

I'd love to hear what he was saying to the robber. Was he trying to keep him calm, making small talk, or talking ****?
Also liked the guy on the end of the bar lighting up a cigarette as well about five seconds after having a gun in his back.

 

[Batman]

 

[Pilot]

Amazing video, so much so it set off my bull**** detector a bit, especially when that last guy started chilling out, too. But, a quick googling makes it seem pretty legit.

And, to be fair, that kind of reaction does seem real for my stereotype of some of the barflies likely to be in a place like that, utterly unconcerned about anything this side of their cigarette and Budweiser.

 

[Batman]

Amazing video, so much so it set off my bull**** detector a bit, especially when that last guy started chilling out, too. But, a quick googling makes it seem pretty legit.

And, to be fair, that kind of reaction does seem real for my stereotype of some of the barflies likely to be in a place like that, utterly unconcerned about anything this side of their cigarette and Budweiser.

I kind of wonder if the robber was someone from the neighborhood or someone they knew. The way they're talking, the way they're in a state of unease, not panic, during the whole thing seems like this is either the fifth time this month the bar has been robbed and they know the drill, or the robber is someone they're pretty sure won't blow them away unless they try to wrestle the gun away or something.
I could see the guy sitting there saying, "What the **** are ya robbin' us for, Mikey? You know we ain't got any money."