Win Scarlett Johansson

[ifilus]

High bidder gets to spend an evening with charitable Scarlett!

Current bid: US $205.00

http://cgi.ebay.com/Meet-Scarlett-Johansson-2-Red-Carpet-Premiere-Tickets_W0QQitemZ250221082811QQihZ015QQcategoryZ16071QQssPageNameZWDVWQQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem

 

[Ace]

It appears that the winner gets two tickets and a brief meet and greet with Scarlett.

BYH may make it work, though.

 

[Tripp McNeely]

It appears that the winner gets two tickets and a brief meet and greet with Scarlett.

BYH may make it work, though.

Yeah, I'm thinkin I wouldn't need much time with Ms. Johansson either.

 

[slappy4428]

Current bid is three bills...

 

[dooley_womack1]

Current bid is three balls...

 

[Clever username]

That's right, folks! For just a few hundred of your hard-earned dollars, you have the chance to spend a few awkward moments stumbling your way through a one-sided conversation with sexy screen siren and international superstar Scarlett Johannson! Act now!





Touching, including the shaking of her hand, and making eye contact with Ms. Johannson is strictly prohibited.

 

[friend of a friend]

That's enough time to pull an Isaac Mizrahi

 

[Clever username]

Q: How long will the meet and greet last?
A: There is no set amount of time but it is estimated to be a brief visit due to Scarlett’s schedule that evening.

She actually seems like a pretty decent superfamous person, but there's no way this lasts more than five minutes, if that.

 

[spnited]

Didn't Jones do this once and GET PAID for it?

 

[The Big Ragu]

Didn't Jones do this once and GET PAID for it?

Scarlett was actually the one who insisted on the child's middle name being Fielden.

 

[Mizzougrad96]

"Brief meet and greet"

I think that means she nods at you as she walks past you...

 

[SockPuppet]

If the first word in this blog was different, of the four-letter, NSFW variety, then yeah, break the bank.

 

[Chef]

If you think you're getting within 3 feet of her, you're ****ing drunk.

 

[Del_B_Vista]

"Brief meet and greet"


does not equal

 

[Barsuk]

I beg to differ, Del. I figure most of us could kill a few kittens off a brief meet and greet. ;D