Will Ferrell calls out Pat Forde...

[PopeDirkBenedict]

It smells like Gene Wojciechowski's ****!

 

[imjustagirl2]

Forde is much too attractive to let anyone punch him in the face.

Then again, he IS a Denver Broncos fan....

 

[Bubbler]

Do I really want to know whether Pat Forde calls his **** The Octagon?

I need to stop writing out loud.

 

[beefncheddar]

Forde might want to watch out. I hear Ferrell's got Jack Johnson and Tom O'Leary waitin' for him.

 

[Bump_Wills]

Forde, you'd have been safe either way (though the results were awfully funny the way it went). From www.m-w.com:

Main Entry: alum·nus
Pronunciation: &-'l&m-n&s
Function: noun
Inflected Form(s): plural alum·ni /-"nI/
Etymology: Latin, foster son, pupil, from alere to nourish -- more at OLD
1 : a person <b>who has attended or has graduated</b> from a particular school, college, or university

 

[SCEditor]

Forde, you'd have been safe either way (though the results were awfully funny the way it went). From www.m-w.com:

Main Entry: alum·nus
Pronunciation: &-'l&m-n&s
Function: noun
Inflected Form(s): plural alum·ni /-"nI/
Etymology: Latin, foster son, pupil, from alere to nourish -- more at OLD
1 : a person <b>who has attended or has graduated</b> from a particular school, college, or university

That's how I get away with calling myself a South Carolina alum.

 

[Inky_Wretch]

Forde, you'd have been safe either way (though the results were awfully funny the way it went). From www.m-w.com:

Main Entry: alum·nus
Pronunciation: &-'l&m-n&s
Function: noun
Inflected Form(s): plural alum·ni /-"nI/
Etymology: Latin, foster son, pupil, from alere to nourish -- more at OLD
1 : a person <b>who has attended or has graduated</b> from a particular school, college, or university

That's how I get away with calling myself a South Carolina alum.

That's how I get away with calling myself a Harvard alum. But only if "attending" means "strolled through campus once."

 

[PopeDirkBenedict]

If driving past the football stadium is all it takes, I am a proud Indiana State alum!

 

[imjustagirl2]

If "stalking Shane Battier" counts, then I'm a Duke alum!

 

[Sam Mills 51]

Good grief, I walked through Duke's campus so many times with my mother growing up that I should have been a Duke alum right along with her.

 

[PeteyPirate]

If Sam Mills 51's mother counts, then I am a Duke alum.

 

[PeteyPirate]

I'm sorry.

 

[imjustagirl2]

I'm sorry.

That made me laugh.

No small feat today.

 

[Sam Mills 51]

She is a Duke alum. While I was kidding about myself, I wasn't about her.

 

[imjustagirl2]

Um, I don't think Sam Mills gets the joke.

Or maybe I'm twice as perverted as I thought.

 

[Sam Mills 51]

*watches pitch sail over my head*

So I'm ignorant ... you didn't already know that?

 

[imjustagirl2]

No, I fear he didn't mean it half as dirty as I took it.

Making me a smelly pirate hooker.

 

[Sam Mills 51]

Well, now even THAT I already knew ... ;D

 

[PeteyPirate]

Um, I don't think Sam Mills gets the joke.

Or maybe I'm twice as perverted as I thought.

No, you're right. I apologized for a reason.

 

[Freelance Hack]

Making me a smelly pirate hooker.

Hey now, you're not a smelly pirate.