Why I despise Orlando columnist David Whitley

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Lucas Wiseman

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Orlando Sentinel columnist David Whitley has struck me straight through the heart not once, but twice in recent months.

Exhibit A:
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Yes, that is Whitley dressed in UCF gear riding a metal (or is it plastic?) Bull on USF's campus just days before the UCF-USF matchup in Tampa. I can discard this as him simply acting like a fool and take pride in the fact that USF beat UCF by like 100 points that week.


Exhibit B:
Whitley's column from this week headlined: NCAA really offers bowling for women? http://www.orlandosentinel.com/sports/columnists/orl-whitley1307nov13,0,5852576.column

Thank you David, you are now two for two on trying to destroy things that are near to my heart.

It's an age-old question: Is bowling a sport? I can tell you it's as much of a sport as auto racing or golf, that's for sure. I love the cliche that all bowlers down beer, nachos and fried foods while competing.

Much like golf, there are different levels of bowling - recreational and competitive. The recreational side involves plenty of beer, french fries, etc. The competitive side involves virtually none of that.

To dismiss the achievement of the Vanderbilt women's bowling team is a shame, especially when its done by someone who has absolutely no understanding of what it takes to compete at bowling's highest level.

I'd invite everyone to read a column written by Tom Clark when he was at USA Today that talks about why bowling IS a sport. http://www.usatoday.com/sports/bowling/clark/2001-10-30-clark.htm

And David, if you happen to be reading this, I invite you to come visit us at the United States Bowling Congress headquarters and we will show you exactly why bowling is a sport. I'll even pay for the trip.

Rant over.
 
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Be careful what you wish for - he may take you up on that.
You would enjoy bowling and having a couple with him. David's a very good guy (honest)
 
Moderator1 said:
Be careful what you wish for - he may take you up on that.
You would enjoy bowling and having a couple with him. David's a very good guy (honest)

I gotta agree with Moddy on this one.
Perhaps it's better to say you despise some of his columns.
Don't despise the man until you've met him.
 
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Alcohol isn't involved in college bowling? I play my best when I'm seven beers deep. Oh, yea, same thing goes for darts and pool. Basically any sport that is located within 50 feet of a bar.
 
Bowling, golf, pool, fishing, darts, shuffleboard = activities, not sports.

And why is it not stunning to find out that the women's bowling powerhouses are in Jersey and the Midwest. If I'm not mistaken, the Omaha paper's bowling writer is full-time.
 
The question really isn't wether or not Lucas should have David Whitley it's why does David Whitley clearly have it in for Lucas and why is he stalking him?
 
Lucas, you'll be happy to know that not only is my nephew a high school bowler -- the only senior on a team trying to reclaim its rightful place as state champions after failing to win its third straight title last year -- but my 5-year-old son and 8-year-old daughter in January are forming their first league. Now that I know there is NCAA women's bowling, my paying-for-college strategy now includes having my daughter live at the alley so she can get a coveted bowling scholarship.
 
Lucas,
This thread title is a little over the top. If you knew Whitley, you'd know he's a great guy, one of the best in the business. Though if he's reading this, he's probably laughing at the thread and booking his trip to Wisconsin.
 
gingerbread said:
Lucas,
This thread title is a little over the top. If you knew Whitley, you'd know he's a great guy, one of the best in the business. Though if he's reading this, he's probably laughing at the thread and booking his trip to Wisconsin.

I work in PR, everything I do is a little over the top. :)
 
My rule of thumb has always been that if you can drink beer while doing it, it's not a sport.
The only exception in my eyes is softball.
So golf? Not a sport. Bowling? Not a sport. Billiards? Not a sport. Drinking games? Despite the word games in its name, not a sport.
 

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