Where was this when I was single?

[Stitch]

There is a website for people looking for Sugar Daddies or Mommies. It's more than a bit creepy, though.

http://www.bellinghamherald.com/2012/01/25/2365615/sugar-babies-seek-friendship-and.html

 

[JRoyal]

So you're saying you would've been a sugar baby?

 

[dooley_womack1]

I wouldn't be able to be anything more than a Splenda daddy.

 

[fossywriter8]

The banner ad currently on this topic's page is for Russian Love Match.
How do you say Sugar Daddy or Sugar Momma in Russan?

 

[dooley_womack1]

Ask BTExpress.

 

[qtlaw]

George Peppard approves.

 

[Batman]

So you're saying you would've been a sugar baby?

For $10,000 a month, like the linked story says, I might dress up like a baby, cover myself in sugar and let an old man paddle my ass.
But that's just me.

 

[dooley_womack1]

Would you play Sorry! with him?

 

[Batman]

If the Sugar Daddy is Bubbler, no. You've got to draw the line somewhere.