When do you say Budweiser?

[HanSenSE]

When a truck flips over and spills 25,000 cans of Bud Light.

 

[Azrael]

Bud Light?

Leave 'em lay.

 

[The Big Ragu]

Hey, at least they weren't Corona cases.

 

[Neutral Corner]

Or 30,000 pounds of bananas.

 

[Woody Long]

Bud Light?

Leave 'em lay.

Free beer is free beer.

 

[playthrough]

Call the nearest frat house and they'll have it picked up in minutes.

 

[The Big Ragu]

Call the nearest frat house and they'll have it picked up in minutes.

You sure they aren't too busy drinking actual beer?

 

[Neutral Corner]

Call two, and tell them both you did.

 

[Woody Long]

Call the nearest frat house and they'll have it picked up in minutes.

I remember going into a beer store in college where they had pallets of past-date Natty or some other schwag marked down. That weekend, there was a pallet of it at the Outing Club party.

 

[User 149557]

Value of lost cargo: $21,000.

Value of cargo lost if it was headed to an MLB park: $300,000.

 

[SixToe]

Canned water. No big loss.

 

[maumann]

Retired news director: "It's only breaking news if those were bottles, damn it! However, if you use crushing news, I'd be more impressed."

Also, "free beer and grass" would be in my Chryon Hall of Fame.

 

[Baron Scicluna]

 

[2muchcoffeeman]

When a truck flips over and spills 25,000 cans of Bud Light.

That’s not Budweiser.

 

[Mr._Graybeard]

Some years ago an 18-wheeler from the local slaughterhouse overturned and spilled 20,000 pounds of animal viscera on the freeway. The copy desk's suggested heds: "Offal mess." "Semi drops colons."

 

[Shropshire Slasher]

What sound does it make when a water truck hits a vinegar truck?