What's dolphin-speak for "Puff, puff, give?"

[Batman]

So long, and thanks for all the drugs?
Upcoming BBC documentary about the secret lives of dolphins caught them munching on, and sharing, a pufferfish to get high.

http://www.theverge.com/2013/12/31/5259898/dolphins-caught-chewing-on-fish-to-get-high

 

[LongTimeListener]

Dolphin schools are notorious for their underperformance.

 

[Vombatus]

That's a really bad sign of the declining morals within dolphin societies.

What's next, bestiality - sex with humans?

I've never understood how a dolphin could prefer a **** in the old blowhole over some nice dolphin vagina.

 

[YankeeFan]

Lazy pieces of ****.

It's one thing if they're teens, but I have no respect for adult Dolphins that do this.

 

[Songbird]

Did they get dolphin tits?

 

[heyabbott]

Haven't had a good coach since Don Shamu

 

[Football_Bat]

And then they wash it down with a little Goldfish. Perfect.

 

[waterytart]

Did they get dolphin tits?

Tell LTL he can use "doobies" as a pun now.

 

[Armchair_QB]

Would be good to get Buck's thoughts on this.

 

[jr/shotglass]

Pufflefish ... mushrooms ... any ship in a storm ...