What would you change about yourself physically?

[HC]

Probably at the top of the list of things I've never forgiven my mother for is the fact she gave my siblings, but not me, height genes. I have always wanted to be tall.

However, if I had to trade certain other physical attributes for height I'd stay at 5'3"... OK, 5'2 3/4".

I'm 5'8" and always wanted to be petite. After turning 30, I wanted to be 6'1".

 

[JosephC.Myers]

To have not lost quite so much of my hair (I can deal with graying early) and to have a stronger upper body.

 

[Shoeless Joe]

I'd like to have arches in my feet. They are flat as a table top.

I'm 5'9 1/2, so 6 or 6'1 would be nice.

 

[da man]

Everything. I'd need to be stripped to the studs and rebuilt.

That's me, too.

 

[Bubbler]

I've always received a lot of remarks about my eyes.

The rest of me is a hot mess.

 

[Lieslntx]

Let the jokes commence, but I would want bigger boobs. Mom has 'em. Daughter has 'em. I got left out.

(And by bigger, I mean something. Anything at all would be nice.)

 

[The Big Ragu]

I might be able to help, actually. PM me photos, and I'll let you know.

 

[JosephC.Myers]

I might be able to help, actually. PM me photos, and I'll let you know.

HA! I saw what you did there.

 

[Lieslntx]

I might be able to help, actually. PM me photos, and I'll let you know.

HA! I saw what you did there.

Me, too.

But you've gotta give him credit for trying. And tastefully trying at that.

 

[JosephC.Myers]

I might be able to help, actually. PM me photos, and I'll let you know.

HA! I saw what you did there.

Me, too.

But you've gotta give him credit for trying. And tastefully trying at that.

Yes, he does deserve credit for an original approach. Tasteful, but to the point.

 

[Uncle.Ruckus]

Liesl,

SHOW US YOUR TITS!

(**** subtlety.)

 

[Lieslntx]

If the Texans win the Super Bowl, it's on.

 

[Uncle.Ruckus]

If the Texans win the Super Bowl, it's on.

QFP.

 

[JosephC.Myers]

If the Texans win the Super Bowl, it's on.

If the Texans win the Super Bowl, it's on.

QFP.

Is it wrong to suddenly become an avid follower of Arian Foster and Matt Schaub? I kid, I kid.

 

[Lieslntx]

I don't see anything wrong with it.

 

[Lieslntx]

If the Texans win the Super Bowl, it's on.

QFP.

Just so you know. I had to Google QFP.

 

[FileNotFound]

Hooray, I have an AFC team to root for!

 

[outofplace]

If the Texans win the Super Bowl, it's on.

If the Texans win the Super Bowl, it's on.

QFP.

Is it wrong to suddenly become an avid follower of Arian Foster and Matt Schaub? I kid, I kid.

Oh, you are so not kidding. Just admit it. I suddenly find myself hoping the Steelers and Texans don't meet in the playoffs because I really don't need that kind of dilemma.

 

[TheWritingWaffle]

I'd like to have my nose shrunk, or just shaped better to look good on my face. I don't think I'm a bad-looking guy (not too much above replacement-level though), but getting my nose fixed wouldn't hurt.

I would also like a vertical. Not more of one...just a vertical in general. When I jump I'm so white it hurts.

 

[Meatie Pie]

I want to be a curvy redhead with big breasts in my next life.