"What time do CEOs wake up?"

[cranberry]

Forget waking up. I want to know when a CEO takes a dump. I'd like to think a Super CEO is so organized and efficient he's got the timing down to right before his shower so he can stay fresh all day long.

 

[Evil ... Thy name is Orville Redenbacher!!]

Forget waking up. I want to know when a CEO takes a dump. I'd like to think a Super CEO is so organized and efficient he's got the timing down to right before his shower so he can stay fresh all day long.

I'll bet high-powered execs aren't lounging on the crapper, reading the SI.
Get in, get it out, get off and get going.

 

[poindexter]

I wonder what time former Bear Stearns CEO Jimmy Cayne would wake up after a night of smoking pot and playing bridge.

 

[poindexter]

Forget waking up. I want to know when a CEO takes a dump. I'd like to think a Super CEO is so organized and efficient he's got the timing down to right before his shower so he can stay fresh all day long.

I'll bet high-powered execs aren't lounging on the crapper, reading the SI.
Get in, get it out, get off and get going.

An underling sprays their Blackberry with Lysol every morning.

 

[Azrael]

Going strictly by alarm settings, the guy who delivers our newspaper should be the head of Goldman Sachs.

 

[Baron Scicluna]

Forget waking up. I want to know when a CEO takes a dump. I'd like to think a Super CEO is so organized and efficient he's got the timing down to right before his shower so he can stay fresh all day long.

I'd like to know what happens if the President has to take a crap. Something like that can throw the entire schedule off.

 

[Starman]

They're SOOO SOOOO HAAARRD WORKING!!!

THEY DESERVE EVERYTHING THEY GET!!

They are the Job Creators!! They are The Makers!!!

 

[Bodie_Broadus]

I used to get up at 3:30 am for work.

 

[Baron Scicluna]

My father gets up at 3:45 in the morning, and doesn't get home from work until 7:30-8 at night. He basically works in a split shift.

And yes, he works in a union job.

 

[Bodie_Broadus]

Split shifts sound like the worst thing ever.

 

[Baron Scicluna]

Split shifts sound like the worst thing ever.

He's done it for over 20 years, so I have a feeling he's used to it by now.

 

[User 11148]

Split shifts sound like the worst thing ever.

Rub a little dirt on it ...

 

[Starman]

I look forward to the stories about the CEOs who roll out of bed at 9 a.m. for a massage and whirlpool bath, walk into the office at 11:30, spend the next couple hours getting BJs under the desk from their EEs, break at 2 for lunch, step back to the office at 3, then get chauffeured out to the golf course to wrap up the day. In the evening of course it's filet mignon, caviar and champagne and more BJs.

All this for a mere $10 million a year.

 

[Football_Bat]

Split shifts sound like the worst thing ever.

Don't work for an afternoon newspaper then.

 

[Baron Scicluna]

Split shifts sound like the worst thing ever.

I did it at an afternoon paper. Not much fun, although sometimes it was nice to be able to walk around in the late a.m.-early afternoon while everyone else was at work.

 

[Bodie_Broadus]

Split shifts sound like the worst thing ever.

Don't work for an afternoon newspaper then.

I doubt I could get back in the business now even if I wanted to, I've been out for five years.

 

[heyabbott]

Time to make the donuts

 

[YankeeFan]

Meet Burger King's next CEO, who's all of 32-years-old:

http://finance.yahoo.com/news/burger-king-warns-sales-drop-152544259.html

He must get up early as hell to be a CEO by 32.

 

[LongTimeListener]

Meet Burger King's next CEO, who's all of 32-years-old:

http://finance.yahoo.com/news/burger-king-warns-sales-drop-152544259.html

He must get up early as hell to be a CEO by 32.

Nah, he learned everything about the company by hitting the drive-thru on the way home from the bar.