What the hell kinda drunk are you?/Favorite Shot

[Write-brained]

If JDV can start idiotic polls, so can I. Dammit.

 

[imjustagirl2]

Re: What the hell kinda drunk are you?

I am a happy, horny drunk.

 

[writing irish]

Re: What the hell kinda drunk are you?

I can't vote until you make "Nonstop talking drunk" an option.

 

[Write-brained]

Re: What the hell kinda drunk are you?

I am a happy, horny drunk.

The best kind.

 

[sportschick]

Re: What the hell kinda drunk are you?

What IJAG said. Unless I'm drinking straight tequila, then I'm right out of that country song.

 

[Claws for Concern]

Re: What the hell kinda drunk are you?

Happy when the beer's flowing, that's for sure.

 

[shockey]

Re: What the hell kinda drunk are you?

um, is never drunk an option? 8) ???

clarification: haven't been drunk in 22 years. last time, i was puking up a storm on new year's eve before covering the rose bowl. spent the game popping pepto-bismol tablets.

but i was a happy, horny drunk until then. from then on, i remained happy and horny but never drunk. ;D ;D ;D

 

[Write-brained]

Re: What the hell kinda drunk are you?

I can't vote until you make "Nonstop talking drunk" an option.

Done.

 

[Write-brained]

Re: What the hell kinda drunk are you?

um, is never drunk an option? 8) ???

No.

 

[Flying Headbutt]

Re: What the hell kinda drunk are you?

I'm grateful that "goofy" was one of the options. Because that absolutely best defines me.

 

[Chi City 81]

Re: What the hell kinda drunk are you?

I am a happy drunk. Since I'm no more horny drunk than sober, I did not choose that option.

 

[Clever username]

Re: What the hell kinda drunk are you?

It totally depends on what kind of mood I'm in when I'm buzzed. I can start happy, see or think about something depressing in the buzzed stage and it's all downhill. But if I stay happy, which is what I usually do, I've been told it's like my personality is multiplied by 10. I get uncontrollably louder, talk way more and will say absolutely anything.

 

[Hank_Scorpio]

Re: What the hell kinda drunk are you?

What IJAG said. Unless I'm drinking straight tequila, then I'm right out of that country song.

Artist/Band: Byrd Tracy
Lyrics for Song: Ten Rounds With Jose Cuervo
Lyrics for Album: Ten Rounds
I walked in and the band just started
the singer couldn't care a tune in a bucket
Was on a mission to drown her memory but
I thought no way with all this rukus

But after one round with Jose Cuervo
I caught my boots tapping along with the beat
And After two rounds with Jose Cuervo
The band was sounding pretty darn good to me

Then some stranger asked me to dance
and i reviled to her my two left feet
Said "Don't get me wrong, im glad you asked,
But tonight's about beating an old memory

Then after Three rounds with Jose Cuervo
I let her lead me out on the floor
And after Four rounds with Jose Cuervo
I was showing off moves never seen before

Well, round five or round six
I forgot what I came to forget
After Round seven, Or was it eight?
I bought a round for the whole dang place

And after nine rounds with Jose Cuervo
They were counting me out and i was about to give in
Then after ten rounds with Jose Cuervo
I lost count and started counting again

 

[imjustagirl2]

Re: What the hell kinda drunk are you?

I thought she meant "Tequila Makes Her Clothes Fall Off" by Joe Nichols.

 

[Write-brained]

Re: What the hell kinda drunk are you?

I am a happy, vivacious, accomodating drunk.

I tend to take over the room when among friends. Otherwise, I sit back and crack jokes about the dickhead other than I who has taken over the room. Rat *******.

 

[writing irish]

Re: What the hell kinda drunk are you?

I love Mexico and Mexican culture, but ****abuncha tequila. **** tastes like gasoline. When doing the south-of-the-border thing and wanting spirits, I'll take white rum. Usually, though, I'm fine with just beer. I can get into plenty of trouble with just beer.

 

[Clever username]

Re: What the hell kinda drunk are you?

I love Mexico and Mexican culture, but ****abuncha tequila. **** tastes like gasoline. When doing the south-of-the-border thing and wanting spirits, I'll take white rum. Usually, though, I'm fine with just beer. I can get into plenty of trouble with just beer.

A man after my own heart. That and the terrible, terrible experience I had with tequila in college.

 

[Jones]

Re: What the hell kinda drunk are you?

I am a quiet, timid drunk.

Not so much.

 

[Chi City 81]

Re: What the hell kinda drunk are you?

I love Mexico and Mexican culture, but ****abuncha tequila. **** tastes like gasoline. When doing the south-of-the-border thing and wanting spirits, I'll take white rum. Usually, though, I'm fine with just beer. I can get into plenty of trouble with just beer.

A man after my own heart. That and the terrible, terrible experience I had with tequila in college.

I had a similar experience with two bottles of Southern Comfort. I can't even smell the stuff anymore.

 

[Sxysprtswrtr]

Re: What the hell kinda drunk are you?

I'm a touchy-feely drunk. Love to give hugs, rub hands, be close.

Oh, and someone says I have a drunkface. I'm not naming any names Jones.