What rhymes with 'obese?'

[Evil ... Thy name is Orville Redenbacher!!]

He ain't "hefty" anymore.
UK QB legend Jared Lorenzen is tipping the scales at 500 pounds.

Now 500 pounds, ex-New York Giants QB goes deep in battle against obesity

 

[Batman]

The signal call'a who eats it all'a

 

[Riptide]

Fat Ass
Can Pass.

 

[Chef2]

 

[Chef2]

Berman just read this thread, said "hmmmm".....then polished off the rest of a box of Dunkins.

 

[PCLoadLetter]

I'm still partial to "The Pillsbury Throwboy."

 

[Vombatus]

I'm still partial to "The Pillsbury Throwboy."

Whoo-whoo!

Great one, PC. That's still leaving the park.

 

[Batman]

Did he break any records at Kentucky? If so, he could go all Ric Flair with his introduction:

"A record-settin', scale-breakin', Rascal-ridin', buffet-destroyin' son of a gun! BUUUUURRRRPPPP!!!"

 

[Evil ... Thy name is Orville Redenbacher!!]

Read this on CNN and I swear I thought the story was going to be about Scott Mitchell. Wasn't he a contestant on the Biggest Loser?

 

[Baron Scicluna]

Cochise.

 

[Steak Snabler]

I'm still partial to "The Pillsbury Throwboy."

"J-Load" was a good 'un too.

 

[qtlaw]

"Mulva?" (Seinfeld cross-reference)

 

[Neutral Corner]

Mangino.

 

[TheSportsPredictor]

Former Kentucky QB Jared Lorenzen hospitalized with infection

 

[Just the facts ma am]

The wisdom of crowds is superior to government/non-profits' advice when you need to lose weight.

Keto

 

[WriteThinking]

I hope and will pray for Lorenzen's success and better health, but hate to say that I don't think filming/videoing this "project" is the way to go about it. I fear that all he's going to get out of it, frankly, is a record of his failure.

Weight loss is hard -- very hard -- and only gets more difficult the higher up you go on the scale. At more than 500 pounds, and without the help of surgery, the work will be almost overwhelming, in every sense -- physically, mentally and emotionally.

 

[Smallpotatoes]

I hope and will pray for Lorenzen's success and better health, but hate to say that I don't think filming/videoing this "project" is the way to go about it. I fear that all he's going to get out of it, frankly, is a record of his failure.

Weight loss is hard -- very hard -- and only gets more difficult the higher up you go on the scale. At more than 500 pounds, and without the help of surgery, the work will be almost overwhelming, in every sense -- physically, mentally and emotionally.

Hell, he has a good 225 on me and I feel overwhelmed.

 

[TheSportsPredictor]

Should Jared Lorenzen quit his job?

 

[Smallpotatoes]

Should Jared Lorenzen quit his job?

Does he have a job to quit?

 

[Starman]

He should run for president.