Watersports in Allentown

[Captain Obvious]

The Lehigh Valley IronPigs are debuting a urine-controlled gaming system in the stadium's urinals this season.

http://www.milb.com/news/article.jsp?ymd=20130326&content_id=43314282&fext=.jsp&vkey=news_t1410&sid=t1410

 

[Baron Scicluna]

How are they going to measure your WAR (Whip Around Reaction) or your VORP (Very Original Real Pee)?

 

[heyabbott]

are you penilized for excessive SAC, Shakes After Completion

 

[Steak Snabler]

Well we're pissing here in Allentown,
And they've taken the old urinals down.
In the bathroom there's these new machines,
Measures your pee,
They call it X-Stream.

Well our fathers they just pissed in a trough,
The pressure on their bladders let off.
But these days it's all a game,
Get the high score,
Type in your name.

Yeah, we're pissing here in Allentown.

 

[Football_Bat]

are you penilized for excessive SAC, Shakes After Completion

A SAC of greater than 3.0 means you are PWI.

 

[Riptide]

This is great. When my enlarged prostate impedes my flow, I hope to sue for age discrimination, diminished enjoyment, clinical depression and of course the sudden loss of consortium. I'm aiming for seven figures.

 

[Vombatus]

The Lehigh Valley IronPigs are debuting a urine-controlled gaming system in the stadium's urinals this season.

http://www.milb.com/news/article.jsp?ymd=20130326&content_id=43314282&fext=.jsp&vkey=news_t1410&sid=t1410

Not to quibble, but we've already hit this in the Urinal thread. d_b. And I would hit it again.

VB

(And to requote myself...) There's not a day that passes in which I am not thankful for having been born with a ****.

 

[Mystery Meat II]

I for one am waiting for them to bring out Urinal Poker. Where the top hand is a flush.

 

[Steak Snabler]

The Lehigh Valley IronPigs are debuting a urine-controlled gaming system in the stadium's urinals this season.

http://www.milb.com/news/article.jsp?ymd=20130326&content_id=43314282&fext=.jsp&vkey=news_t1410&sid=t1410

Not to quibble, but we've already hit this in the Urinal thread. d_b. And I would hit it again.

VB

(And to requote myself...) There's not a day that passes in which I am not thankful for having been born with a ****.

There's a urinal thread?

 

[Versatile]

The Lehigh Valley IronPigs are debuting a urine-controlled gaming system in the stadium's urinals this season.

http://www.milb.com/news/article.jsp?ymd=20130326&content_id=43314282&fext=.jsp&vkey=news_t1410&sid=t1410

Not to quibble, but we've already hit this in the Urinal thread. d_b. And I would hit it again.

VB

(And to requote myself...) There's not a day that passes in which I am not thankful for having been born with a ****.

There's a urinal thread?

Of course there's a urinals thread.

http://www.sportsjournalists.com/forum/threads/94419/