Want to be amazed by the human body? Watch this...

[imjustagirl2]

Possibly the most amazing thing I've ever seen.

 

[friend of a friend]

You're not trying to trick me into watching two girls, one cup are you?

 

[mike311gd]

I don't think people are supposed to bend that way.

 

[friend of a friend]

I don't think she has any bones.

 

[mike311gd]

Wasn't there a dancer for MC Hammer called No Bones?

 

[Bubbler]

Big deal ... I saw Ron Jeremy blow himself on a porno outtake video once. :-X

Why is it that these amazing gymnastic feats are so often set to music like Zamfir? What makes the pan flute good music for contorting to? I'm not criticizing, because the music seems to work, but it just strikes me as weird that Zamfir is good for this kind of thing, whereas DMX would be all wrong.

And Claude Bessy? Spaceman would hit it.

 

[John]

What does she weigh, 80 pounds?

 

[friend of a friend]

Wasn't there a dancer for MC Hammer called No Bones?

I'm happy to admit I don't know the names of any MC Hammer dancers.

 

[BigDog]

IJAG only found it because she YouTube'd "dong."

 

[xX OnTheEdge Xx]

I don't think she has any bones.

Then by all means, lemme give her one. ;)

 

[ArnoldBabar]

Yeah, like any of us couldn't do that. Bet she couldn't turn out a prep football gamer in 15 minutes.

 

[Tom Petty]

Yeah, like any of us couldn't do that. Bet she couldn't turn out a prep football gamer in 15 minutes.

my over/under is 18.

 

[The Big Ragu]

And Claude Bessy? Spaceman would hit it.

That was the part of the video that amazed me. What the hell was that? Was it a man in a cape (ALWAYS a crowd pleaser!)? The world's ugliest woman (with apologies to Bea Arthur)? I think even the name was meant to **** with you. I mean, Claude is a man, right? But I couldn't tell if it was more Bessy than Claude. Is it a little of each? If Spaceman ever does hit that, I hope he walks away with some photos of what's under the hood. He can probably get the scientific community to rethink everything it thinks it knows.

 

[TheSportsPredictor]

If that Chinese chick doesn't get up on a unicycle and start kicking bowls onto her head in about 30 seconds, I'm turning this off.

 

[User 1019]

Did anyone catch the huge camel toe she got at about the 4-minute mark?

 

[playthrough]

That's what I was thinking, TSP...where's the juggling and the fire?

 

[Big Buckin' agate_monkey]

Did anyone catch the huge camel toe she got at about the 4-minute mark?

I stopped at 2 minutes, now I'm watching more.

 

[Big Buckin' agate_monkey]

I don't think she has any bones.

Then by all means, lemme give her one. ;)

I imagine she's pretty fun.

 

[Norman Stansfield]

Wasn't there a dancer for MC Hammer called No Bones?

I'm happy to admit I don't know the names of any MC Hammer dancers.

Where's Oaktown's 357?

 

[mike311gd]

I don't think she has any bones.

Then by all means, lemme give her one. ;)

I imagine she's pretty fun.

Jerry: I couldn't believe it. Uh, I mean I thought I was entering a "magical world" of sensual delights, but it was just so ordinary. I mean, there was nothing gymnastic about it.
Elaine: Well, what did you think she was gonna do?
Jerry: Well, you know. I mean... I dunno.
Elaine: No, what?
Jerry: Well, obviously I prefer not to mention any, you know...
Elaine: What did you think, she was going to take some of that chalk and...
Jerry: You see, now I really don't want to get into this, any kind of specifics...
Elaine: Oh, come on. One thing? One thing! What?
Jerry: Well... Frankly, I thought, you know, I was gonna kinda' be like the apparatus.
Kramer: You mean like the uneven parallel bars?
Jerry: See, again, I really don't feel that...
Elaine: The balance beam?
Jerry: Could we stop?
Elaine: (gasps in mock surprise) Not the pommel horse?
Jerry: All right. Let's just drop it.