NOT an Onion hed. Amazing.
My dad still does this. He's 82. I'll go to the mailbox and there'll be an envelope with him containing clippings from the WSJ or Barron's. Don't know why he can't send the ****ing links, considering he's pretty tech savvy.
HA! My Dad does the same thing, though he's a mere 75. And he often tries sending me WSJ or Barrons links, but I usually can't access them, thus, the mailings.