Viagra falls: What goes up must come down?

[maumann]

Gonna make folks in The Villages confused when they get the wrong kind of "pep pills."

Erectile Dysfunction Drug and Anti-Depressant Accidentally Swapped in Factory

 

[OscarMadison]

Well... I guess there are going to be some turgid depressives or happy flaccid guys. That sounds like a good album title.

 

[maumann]

Now I've got "Shiny Happy People" by R.E.M. stuck in my head.

 

[HanSenSE]

The drug testing could be a difference maker in the pickleball playoffs.

 

[OscarMadison]

If David Allan Coe was still around... I want my alt. country hot take on this.

 

[Spartan Squad]

Doc, I was depressed, then I popped a huge boner and got happy for a second. Then I realized it was just another wasted opportunity and I got depressed again. You know the phrase being all dressed up and have no where to go? Try it with drill with no hole to bore into!

 

[Oggiedoggie]

“No, I’m never gonna get it up, but that’s never gonna get me down!”

(Never gonna lay you down and insert you
Never gonna be that guy
Never gonna make you sigh
Never gonna even try to flirt you)

 

[DanielSimpsonDay]

Well... I guess there are going to be some turgid depressives or happy flaccid guys. That sounds like a good album title.

happy flacid people holding...

 

[maumann]

I get knocked down, but I get up again, because they're never gonna keep me down...

 

[swingline]

“No, I’m never gonna get it up, but that’s never gonna get me down!”

(Never gonna lay you down and insert you
Never gonna be that guy
Never gonna make you sigh
Never gonna even try to flirt you)

Damn, we just got Oggiedoggie rolled.

 

[Shropshire Slasher]

I get knocked down, but I get up again, because they're never gonna keep me down...

"Pissing the night away" is difficult with a stiffie.

 

[BTExpress]

You can do it. Just might overshoot the bowl.

 

[Spartan Squad]

I get knocked down, but I get up again, because they're never gonna keep me down...

I take a happy pill
It was a boner pill
I take a water drink
And my **** de-shrink
Tightening pants remind me of the good times
Check my watch remind me it's been up a long time

Driving to the ER tonight
Driving to the ER tonight

 

[Songbird]

 

[Starman]

Now I've got "Shiny Happy People" by R.E.M. stuck in my head.

Don't forget "Get Up."

 

[Starman]

 

[maumann]

I take a happy pill
It was a boner pill
I take a water drink
And my **** de-shrink
Tightening pants remind me of the good times
Check my watch remind me it's been up a long time

Driving to the ER tonight
Driving to the ER tonight

Chubbywamba.

 

[Songbird]

Hammer hed when I was in Jamaica when a married man was pounding his side piece and missed and ...

MAN
BREAKS
PENIS

 

[Shropshire Slasher]

"Hammer hed" works on multiple levels.

 

[Hooray4snail]

If David Allan Coe was still around... I want my alt. country hot take on this.

I have a feeling it would sound something like this. The pre-song banter is worth a listen, but the song itself starts about a minute in.

The pride of Tupelo, Mississippi ...