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[Dick Whitman]

We may not be headed toward the Open Marriage Revolution, but we may be headed toward the It Ain't Gonna Be Missionary-Only and Once Every Two Months If You're Lucky, You Hear? Revolution

 

[Riptide]

We may not be headed toward the Open Marriage Revolution, but we may be headed toward the It Ain't Gonna Be Missionary-Only and Once Every Two Months If You're Lucky, You Hear? Revolution

It's good to address sexual dysfunction proactively. Best of luck.

 

[Dick Whitman]

It's good to address sexual dysfunction proactively. Best of luck.

Don't worry about me. You'd cry if I gave you details.

 

[LongTimeListener]

Something's going to change in a big way, anyway. The quote from the Kinsey guy, that the Internet is one of the two biggest changes in the history of human mating -- the other being 10,000 years ago when people started to settle in one place -- is an eye-opener.

 

[Riptide]

Don't worry about me. You'd cry if I gave you details.

There is help available, you know. And it's surprisingly affordable.

 

[LongTimeListener]

Rip, sometimes the ****-trolling is funny, but it does get tiresome when it's your whole game.

Know your limits.

 

[Dick Whitman]

Nine of his last 17 posts have been direct attempts to antagonize me.

 

[Riptide]

Everyone needs a hobby.

 

[User 11148]

Nine of his last 17 posts have been direct attempts to antagonize me.

That's not a significant ratio ... Its p-value is only 0.073

 

[Riptide]

Pretty hefty slugging percentage, though.

 

[User 11148]

Pretty hefty slugging percentage, though.

Slugging ... LOL

 

[Vombatus]

"****-trolling"

Is that an oxymoron?

 

[LongTimeListener]

Ohbytheway ... Tinder fired the CEO who led the mumbo-jumbo Twitter response.

Tinder Founder Sean Rad Returns as CEO, Replacing Chris Payne | Re/code

 

[BitterYoungMatador2]

Is there a more Bro name in history than Sean Rad?

 

[YankeeFan]

CBS tackling the important issues this morning:

 

[Dick Whitman]

CBS tackling the important issues this morning:

People over 30 have more money.

 

[YankeeFan]

People over 30 have more money.

Next on CBS, "what's up with women paying more for haircuts?"

 

[LongTimeListener]

We're missing out, boys!

The researchers determined that while men’s sexual desirability peaks at age 50, women’s starts high at 18 and falls from there.

For Online Daters, Women Peak at 18 While Men Peak at 50, Study Finds. Oy.

When we take our son to college next month, maybe I'll let Mom rest at the hotel while I go meet all of his new friends and dorm-mates.

 

[Songbird]

When we take our son to college next month, maybe I'll let Mom rest at the hotel while I go meet all of his new friends and dorm-mates.

I think Will Ferrell's new movie deals with this ... kind of like the follow-up to McCarthy's movie. And hilarity ensues.