Valentine's Day approching, and love is in the air

[poindexter]

http://www.delmarvanow.com/article/20090204/NEWS01/902040375

http://www.eastvalleytribune.com/story/134936

http://www.leesvilledailyleader.com/news/x1708111428

http://www.idahostatesman.com/164/story/636294.html

 

[JR]

I love the "carnal knowledge" charge. Next up, "moral turpitude"

 

[slappy4428]

She's horrible lookin! [/johnnyupton]

 

[zeke12]

That last one looks like a bag of chopped assholes.

Yurp.

 

[writing irish]

Hmm, she looks like she's having a bad day.

 

[kokane_muthashed]

Who let that last one out of the stall?

 

[poindexter]

Don't think we discriminate against child psychologists.
http://www.northcountrygazette.org/2009/02/05/psychologist_sex/

 

[Armchair_QB]

Don't think we discriminate against child psychologists.
http://www.northcountrygazette.org/2009/02/05/psychologist_sex/

"Shelly, this is Brunella down at the desk. There's a boy here to see Fawn!"

 

[Big Buckin' agate_monkey]

I love the "carnal knowledge" charge. Next up, "moral turpitude"

Here's the bet ... you must have "carnal knowledge" ... OF A LADY.

 

[mustangj17]

Helloooo lady in the middle.

 

[slappy4428]

Don't think we discriminate against child psychologists.
http://www.northcountrygazette.org/2009/02/05/psychologist_sex/

"Shelly, this is Brunella down at the desk. There's a boy here to see Fawn!"

I laughed at that

 

[micke77]

just happened to notice the dateline on that story, too.
Salisbury, as in Salisbury, N.C., where the National Sportscasters and Sportswriters Association is based.
i know, i know.
nothing to do with this situation, but just thought I'd point that out.

 

[Killick]

Not sex-related, but if y'all want to see a horrific mugshot...

... and, yes, that's a chick.

http://wfmz.com/view/?id=630916&title=Young%20Boy%20Found%20Living%20in%20&

As Fark put it: "KILL IT! KILL IT WITH FIRE!"

 

[Armchair_QB]

Not sex-related, but if y'all want to see a horrific mugshot...

... and, yes, that's a chick.

http://wfmz.com/view/?id=630916&title=Young%20Boy%20Found%20Living%20in%20&

As Fark put it: "KILL IT! KILL IT WITH FIRE!"

She'd make a freight train take a dirt road.

 

[Bubbler]

Not sex-related, but if y'all want to see a horrific mugshot...

... and, yes, that's a chick.

http://wfmz.com/view/?id=630916&title=Young%20Boy%20Found%20Living%20in%20&

As Fark put it: "KILL IT! KILL IT WITH FIRE!"

"PARADISE! BY THE DASHBOARD LIGHT!"

 

[Oz]

... and, yes, that's a chick.

It rubs the lotion on its skin. It does this whenever it is told.

It rubs the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again.

 

[Fenian_Bastard]

There poindexter was, keeping us abreast of developments on his beat, and you guys turn the whole thing into a freak show.

 

[Armchair_QB]

There poindexter was, keeping us abreast of developments on his beat, and you guys turn the whole thing into a freak show.

Admit it, you have a thing for the chick who looks like Meatloaf.

 

[Ronnie "Z-Man" Barzell]

Not sex-related, but if y'all want to see a horrific mugshot...

... and, yes, that's a chick.

http://wfmz.com/view/?id=630916&title=Young%20Boy%20Found%20Living%20in%20&

As Fark put it: "KILL IT! KILL IT WITH FIRE!"

NO! NOT BRIAN ENO!

 

[dooley_womack1]

Rowland Williams with a special wig.