US officials admit aliens present at Roswell

[Inky_Wretch]

Wow.

http://www.ice.gov/pi/news/newsreleases/articles/060829roswell.htm

 

[Ace]

Wow.

http://www.ice.gov/pi/news/newsreleases/articles/060829roswell.htm

I knew it.

 

[Football_Bat]

Those pesky aliens! They should put up a 22,000-parsec wall between us and Zeta Reticuli.

 

[farmerjerome]

I have to admit, that's a great thread title.

 

[The Big Ragu]

Bravo Inky. That is an awesome find and thread title.

 

[hondo]

Those pesky aliens! They should put up a 22,000-parsec wall between us and Zeta Reticuli.

Yeah, but the Zeta Reticulians will do jobs on earth that no other aliens will do. Just try to get a Romulan or a Klingon to cut a lawn or clean pools.

 

[Twoback]

Literally, I laughed out loud.

 

[Double Down]

Aliens make great laborers because their squid-like arms can handle mutiple tasks at once. It's no surprise why Pat Buchanan wants to keep them out of this country.

 

[Cadet]

Paging Songbird!

 

[Matt Foley]

Bravo Inky, bravo... :D

 

[Chef]

Nicely done, sir.

 

[Songbird]

Paging Songbird!

When you live in Roswell for any period of time longer than a 30-minute drive up and down the main drag on a sweltering Friday night looking for toothless crack whores who are more than willing to let you go A-T-M for a dime bag or two, you begin to notice that Roswell inhabitants, some of them, look like products of alien-human sexual relations. Aliens in Roswell? Damn straight, bubba. Then there's the Roswell legend of a cracked-out mother who sold her daughter (4 or 5 years old) in the Sonic parking lot for a couple of 8-balls. Such a sweet town, Roswell.

But, Cadet, we both know Roswell folk are nothing like the folk of Picacho Street ...