Um, hello? Stuart Scott?

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Per Stuart Scott's statement on SportsCenter: I'm a sports writer and, well, how do I put this? Covering swimsuit models in body paint is, you know, not my idea of a dream assignment, despite what you tell the American public.
 
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Stuart Scott's dream assignment.
 
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His dream assignment is to catch passes at Jets training camp.
 
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I believe what Granny is getting at is that Stuart Scott made some sort of statement that every sports writer's dream assignment is to cover models with body paint on.
 
WaylonJennings said:
I believe what Granny is getting at is that Stuart Scott made some sort of statement that every sports writer's dream assignment is to cover models with body paint on.

I'd like to cover them with body paint, too.
 
Stuart Scott can only dream of putting body paint on supermodels. His contract forbids it because he might get his good eye put out by a nipple.
 
A little context ... Stewey was setting up a commentary piece by Rick Reilly ... who has covered models being covered in body paint ... and kinda did claim it was a dream assignment.

Which, you know, I kind of agree with, since I have testicles and all.
 
My dream assignment would simply be to return to what I was doing a year ago.
 

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